Corrupted wish game

[Teallaura]

Granted, but it turns all your smilies into toadies....


I wish I weren't such a coward!

[technomage]

Granted, but it turns all your smilies into toadies....

Oh, that's a good one! :zap2:

I wish I weren't such a coward!

Granted ... but then you find out that cowardice is actually pro-survival.

I wish I didn't have to go to Greenville today.

[Teallaura]

Oh, that's a good one! :zap2:


Granted ... but then you find out that cowardice is actually pro-survival.

I wish I didn't have to go to Greenville today.

Granted, now you have to go to Greenville tomorrow and to three other towns today.

I wish I had a good husband.... who likes cats...

[technomage]

Granted, now you have to go to Greenville tomorrow and to three other towns today.

I wish I had a good husband.... who likes cats...

Sorry, dear ... I'm already married. (Ooh, doesn't that sound egotistical of me! )

I wish ... that I had an idea for something funny to wish for! :duck:

[Teallaura]

Sorry, dear ... I'm already married. (Ooh, doesn't that sound egotistical of me! )

I wish ... that I had an idea for something funny to wish for! :duck:

Granted - you think up a truly hysterical frog wish - and you are the butt of the joke - you know what happens next...

I wish I weren't so tired and could have thought up a better corruption....

[Cynic Sage]

Granted - you think up a truly hysterical frog wish - and you are the butt of the joke - you know what happens next...

I wish I weren't so tired and could have thought up a better corruption....

Granted, however, your • Edited by a Moderator •

Wait, you're a chick, aren't you?

You grow • Edited by a Moderator • (lazy wishes deserve lazy corruptions).

I wish I was as rich as Scrooge McDuck.

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[docjam]

Granted, however, your • Edited by a Moderator •

Wait, you're a chick, aren't you?

You grow a• Edited by a Moderator • (lazy wishes deserve lazy corruptions).

I wish I was as rich as Scrooge McDuck.

granted but you also only talk duck

I wish I my sister weren't so crazy

[technomage]

I wish I my sister weren't so crazy

This is the "Corrupted Wishes" thread ... not the miracles thread.

(Hi, Semmie ... love ya, mean it. )

semmie --> <-- Justin

Ouch! I wish Semmie didn't hit so hard!

[!Fluffy!]

granted, now she just uses her tazer when you misbehave.

I wish all my bills were paid.

[Teallaura]

granted, now she just uses her tazer when you misbehave.

I wish all my bills were paid.

Granted, but you (still?) don't have any money left over....


I wish I had a can crusher (other than my car )...

[eudyptes]

Granted, but you (still?) don't have any money left over....


I wish I had a can crusher (other than my car )...

Granted: But the cat's not really happy with you. (I owed you at least one cat one after you're killing of the penguins...)


I wiish i kould speel beeter.

[Teallaura]

Granted: But the cat's not really happy with you. (I owed you at least one cat one after you're killing of the penguins...)


I wiish i kould speel beeter.

Granted, du kannst auf Deutsch immer richtig schrieben.


I wish someone would go feed my dog now (without poisoning him! )...

[!Fluffy!]

Granted, du kannst auf Deutsch immer richtig schrieben.


I wish someone would go feed my dog now (without poisoning him! )...

Granted, but your dog loves the new food so much he goes off with him and never comes back.

I wish someone nice would TAKE my dogs...

[docjam]

granted, and the goat eats furniture too

I wish for more wishes

[themuzicman]

Granted, but none of them come true.

I wish for this thread to end and never start again.