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    "If you want to know the easiest way to do something...watch how a lazy man does it." - My Dad
    "What has the Church gained if it is popular, but there is no conviction, no repentance, no power?" - A.W. Tozer

    "... there are two parties in Washington, the stupid party and the evil party, who occasionally get together and do something both stupid and evil, and this is called bipartisanship." - Everett Dirksen

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    "Someday you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again." - C.S. Lewis
    "What has the Church gained if it is popular, but there is no conviction, no repentance, no power?" - A.W. Tozer

    "... there are two parties in Washington, the stupid party and the evil party, who occasionally get together and do something both stupid and evil, and this is called bipartisanship." - Everett Dirksen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlejoe View Post
    "If you want to know the easiest way to do something...watch how a lazy man does it." - My Dad
    My oldest cousin said the nearly same thing.

    If you want to know the easiest way to do something right...watch how a smart, lazy man does it

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue06 View Post
    My oldest cousin said the nearly same thing.

    If you want to know the easiest way to do something right...watch how a smart, lazy man does it
    That's almost the same thing I said.

    If you want to know the right way to do something, watch how a woman does it.



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    On the subject of whether or not opposites attract, my dad said, "If that were true, you'd be attracted to little old Chinese ladies."
    Hofstadter's Law: It will always take longer than you expect, even if you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

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    "If somebody gets mad at you, try walking a mile in their moccasins. That way, if they come after you, you're a mile away, and you have their moccasins!" Old Indian Saying
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    "Men who fish in other men's ponds often catch crabs." Ostensibly some ancient proverb, but I just think it's hilarious.
    Hofstadter's Law: It will always take longer than you expect, even if you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

  8. Amen Littlejoe amen'd this post.
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  11. Amen Cow Poke amen'd this post.
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