The "Whoever Crashes The MySQL Server Wins" Thread

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    1. July 22nd 2005, 02:21 PM #1
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      Lightbulb The "Whoever Crashes The MySQL Server Wins" Thread

      Okay, here's the game ...

      Everyone makes as many meaningless posts to this thread as possible in an attempt to overload the MySQL database server with pointless entries and slow down Tweb1.

      Whoever makes the last post that actually crashes the server, wins a new i-Pod Flea (http://www.nytimes.com/video/html/20...ST_VIDEO.html).



      1This may not be realistically or technically possible, but don't let that spoil your enjoyment of the game.
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    2. July 22nd 2005, 02:23 PM #2
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      Re: The "Whoever Crashes The MySQL Server Wins" Thread

      I can feel the server slowing down already.
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    3. July 22nd 2005, 02:24 PM #3
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      Re: The "Whoever Crashes The MySQL Server Wins" Thread

      ya, good luck... Tweb has this neat feature called cirisme. It is the most up to date program you'll ever meet. No crashes here unless DDW forgets to flip the cirisme swith this morning...
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      Re: The "Whoever Crashes The MySQL Server Wins" Thread

      Been there, done that, Malcolm....

      $Cir pruned the XST version 1 a while back...

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