The Great Pig says "Remember Rome"!!!!

[prophetofthepig]

Mock if you will. I know when my faith is being mocked, but know that mine is not like sheepdogs and cabbage religions. They will not save you. I call to your attention what was written on a Roman tablet found a few years back dating to the fifth century, right around the time of the nation's fall. It was the words of a pagan writer critisizing christianity...

"You [Christians] have caused us to forsake our many gods. Now look how our nation is fallen."

Christians are amongst the biggest pork eaters anywhere--savages! My religion is not pagan anyway. In Christ and the Great Pig, we are all brothers aren't we? You Christians talking about unity, why not now? I take issue with the moderators moving my messages here.

"Oh mighty and Great Holy Swine Savior, to you is the glory of 10,000 kingdoms. I worship you and pronounce judgment on these who blaspheme your name. Amen."

[QuantaFille]

Mock if you will. I know when my faith is being mocked, but know that mine is not like sheepdogs and cabbage religions. They will not save you.

Since I'm the Guardian of the Almighty Cabbage, and also Joan's Minion in Charge of Torture, I have to do something about you.

*ties pig prophet to a chair in front of a giant chalkboard*
*scratches and scrapes the chalkboard with her fingernails*

There, I hope you've learned your lesson.

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[Sparko]

:cabbage:

Bow before the great Cabbage. The great cabbage is the true God. Pigs eat cabbage, and you are what you eat, therefore pigs are really cabbages.

:cabbagefu:

[QuantaFille]

Good point, Sparko.

[One Bad Pig]

:cabbage:

[Sparko]

You are a cabbage OBP. Roll with it.

[One Bad Pig]

I poop cabbage.

[Bill the Cat]

I'm a furball then??