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Originally posted by Sparko View PostTell them you are on a mission from God.The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.
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Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostDemonstrate that by having a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, and wear sunglasses in the dark!
Yesterday while coming home I stopped to get gas and accidentally locked my car with the keys in the ignition
After checking with the owners of the convenience store and the Waffle House next door if anyone had a coat hanger. I walked over to a small used car dealer ship that luckily was open.
The owner said to ask his mechanic who walked over to the gas station and pried the door open enough to insert a small inflatable bag in the crack that held the door open enough that he was able to insert a special tool in and open the lock.
I thanked him and as he turned to leave I gave him the Outback gift card I got for Christmas (still had about $25 on it) in thanks and told him to get a steak for himself. He was quite happy.
I had intended on using it to get a ribeye and a margarita (I had been at work since 4AM and was hungry by the time 1:00 rolled around). But went home and made some fish sticks and macaroni.
All in all a good trade.
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Originally posted by rogue06 View PostI had the sunglasses but it was around 3 in the afternoon and I didn't wear them inside. And I had just under a half a tank of gas.
Yesterday while coming home I stopped to get gas and accidentally locked my car with the keys in the ignition
After checking with the owners of the convenience store and the Waffle House next door if anyone had a coat hanger. I walked over to a small used car dealer ship that luckily was open.
The owner said to ask his mechanic who walked over to the gas station and pried the door open enough to insert a small inflatable bag in the crack that held the door open enough that he was able to insert a special tool in and open the lock.
I thanked him and as he turned to leave I gave him the Outback gift card I got for Christmas (still had about $25 on it) in thanks and told him to get a steak for himself. He was quite happy.
I had intended on using it to get a ribeye and a margarita (I had been at work since 4AM and was hungry by the time 1:00 rolled around). But went home and made some fish sticks and macaroni.
All in all a good trade.The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.
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They hired someone else
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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