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  • #16
    Tell them you are on a mission from God.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Sparko View Post
      Tell them you are on a mission from God.
      Demonstrate that by having a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, and wear sunglasses in the dark!
      The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
        Demonstrate that by having a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, and wear sunglasses in the dark!
        I had the sunglasses but it was around 3 in the afternoon and I didn't wear them inside. And I had just under a half a tank of gas.


        Yesterday while coming home I stopped to get gas and accidentally locked my car with the keys in the ignition

        After checking with the owners of the convenience store and the Waffle House next door if anyone had a coat hanger. I walked over to a small used car dealer ship that luckily was open.

        The owner said to ask his mechanic who walked over to the gas station and pried the door open enough to insert a small inflatable bag in the crack that held the door open enough that he was able to insert a special tool in and open the lock.

        I thanked him and as he turned to leave I gave him the Outback gift card I got for Christmas (still had about $25 on it) in thanks and told him to get a steak for himself. He was quite happy.

        I had intended on using it to get a ribeye and a margarita (I had been at work since 4AM and was hungry by the time 1:00 rolled around). But went home and made some fish sticks and macaroni.

        All in all a good trade.

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #19
          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
          I had the sunglasses but it was around 3 in the afternoon and I didn't wear them inside. And I had just under a half a tank of gas.


          Yesterday while coming home I stopped to get gas and accidentally locked my car with the keys in the ignition

          After checking with the owners of the convenience store and the Waffle House next door if anyone had a coat hanger. I walked over to a small used car dealer ship that luckily was open.

          The owner said to ask his mechanic who walked over to the gas station and pried the door open enough to insert a small inflatable bag in the crack that held the door open enough that he was able to insert a special tool in and open the lock.

          I thanked him and as he turned to leave I gave him the Outback gift card I got for Christmas (still had about $25 on it) in thanks and told him to get a steak for himself. He was quite happy.

          I had intended on using it to get a ribeye and a margarita (I had been at work since 4AM and was hungry by the time 1:00 rolled around). But went home and made some fish sticks and macaroni.

          All in all a good trade.
          You make me proud, bro. We truly are two pees in a pot!
          The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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          • #20
            Don't forget to use your White Male Privilege!

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            • #21
              They hired someone else

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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              • #22
                Aw.
                Watch your links! http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/fa...corumetiquette

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  They hired someone else
                  Then there is something better that God has planned for you.



                  Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                  • #24
                    Bummer.
                    "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                    "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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