Breaking: Alito withdraws

[Busheses]

Kidding.

To the mods. I hope I won't get moderated and this thead won't be moved to the locker room. I realize this thread belongs in the locker room but if I had put it there, the joke would not work, now would it?

Now, as for my conservative fellas, please don't hold a grudge. I just wanted to see people's reactions.

[Teallaura]

<Sarcasm>

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Scaring conservatives needlessly with stupid jokes is not a violation of decorum.....




But it should be...


Expect lots of points*, dude...

This is a fair warning to those sarcastically impaired the preceding text was written in jest.

*in the arcade, if you can play pretty good. Recommend 'Penguin Smack' - annoys both Eudyptes and Penguin at the same time...

[technomage]

Kidding.

To the mods. I hope I won't get moderated and this thead won't be moved to the locker room. I realize this thread belongs in the locker room but if I had put it there, the joke would not work, now would it?

Now, as for my conservative fellas, please don't hold a grudge. I just wanted to see people's reactions.

My reaction?

Seriously--you had me going. I hadn't even heard any problems with Alito, and all of a sudden, this> Yikes!

[Raptor]

Kidding.

To the mods. I hope I won't get moderated and this thead won't be moved to the locker room. I realize this thread belongs in the locker room but if I had put it there, the joke would not work, now would it?

Now, as for my conservative fellas, please don't hold a grudge. I just wanted to see people's reactions.

I demand 200 pearls as payment to "ignore" this post. Otherwise, it's matrix time!

[Busheses]

I demand 200 pearls as payment to "ignore" this post. Otherwise, it's matrix time!

Hmmm, that sounds like bribery to me. Since it was made public, perhaps you should give me those 200 pearls or remove a couple of moderations. Do we have a deal or should DD hear the latest dirt I have on yet another one of the mods?

[Raptor]

Foiled yet again....

[Busheses]

Foiled yet again....

Well, what is it gonna be?????

[Raptor]

Well, what is it gonna be?????

[Tfbandie]

Now you're just attempting to blackmail him for his bribery attempt, interesting with it all out in public

[eudyptes]

<Sarcasm>

edited by a moderator

Scaring conservatives needlessly with stupid jokes is not a violation of decorum.....




But it should be...


Expect lots of points*, dude...

This is a fair warning to those sarcastically impaired the preceding text was written in jest.

*in the arcade, if you can play pretty good. Recommend 'Penguin Smack' - annoys both Eudyptes and Penguin at the same time...

:penCry:
quit being mean to me, jeesh what I ever do to you

...back to my kitty gumbo

[$cirisme]

Kidding.

To the mods. I hope I won't get moderated and this thead won't be moved to the locker room. I realize this thread belongs in the locker room but if I had put it there, the joke would not work, now would it?

Now, as for my conservative fellas, please don't hold a grudge. I just wanted to see people's reactions.

It's also foiled by thread preview.

[Teallaura]

:penCry:
quit being mean to me, jeesh what I ever do to you

...back to my kitty gumbo

That reminds me, I haven't made penguin BBQ in a while....


Time to fire up the old grill....

Kidding.

To the mods. I hope I won't get moderated and this thead won't be moved to the locker room. I realize this thread belongs in the locker room but if I had put it there, the joke would not work, now would it?

Now, as for my conservative fellas, please don't hold a grudge. I just wanted to see people's reactions.

The consensus response would seem to be a whack on the head and totally ignoring you in favor of bad jokes.....

So, was that what you were looking for?

[Xavier]

I read the thread title and was intrigued to find out why that would have happened... Bummer, no scandal.