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  • Oh, wow, the Jokes thread has mutated into another funny pictures thread.
    The greater number of laws . . . , the more thieves . . . there will be. ---- Lao-Tzu

    [T]he truth I’m after and the truth never harmed anyone. What harms us is to persist in self-deceit and ignorance -— Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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    • Originally posted by Truthseeker View Post
      Oh, wow, the Jokes thread has mutated into another funny pictures thread.
      ok.

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      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • Oscars are made possible by a movie script for any or all of the following people: Steven Spielberg, Sylvester Stallone, Steve Segall, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger. The script involves some famous composers. Spielberg let Sylvester pick first which composer he will play. Sly said he'd love to play Mozart. Next up was Segall: "Beethoven!" Bruce said, "Chopin!"

        Spielberg was pleased by how things fell out so quickly.

        "Arnold, who'd you be?" He asked Arnold. Came the reply: "I'll be Bach!"
        Last edited by Truthseeker; 04-30-2015, 08:22 PM.
        The greater number of laws . . . , the more thieves . . . there will be. ---- Lao-Tzu

        [T]he truth I’m after and the truth never harmed anyone. What harms us is to persist in self-deceit and ignorance -— Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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        • Q: They found a dead drummer and a dead squirrel on the side of the road. What's the difference?
          A: The Squirrel had a gig.
          Have You Touched Grass Today? If Not, Please Do.

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          • A haiku about getting out of bed:



            No No No No No

            No No No No No No No

            No No No No No.


            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • The doctors told me that had Type A blood but it was a Type O

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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              • Is a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray considered a seasoned veteran?

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • I tried to catch some fog this morning but I mist.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger. And then it hit me.

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • I stayed up all night trying to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

                        I'm always still in trouble again

                        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                        • A woman claimed that she recognized me from a vegetarian club but I never meter herbivore.

                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                          • These last few jokes are much like a broken pencil. Pointless.

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • An e-magazine claimed that making gourmet sandwiches yourself could save a "stunning" amount. See, a gourmet take-out sandwich costs around $14, but the DIY sandwich costs only $11.34. So, let's see, 11.34/14 = .81, which the author called "stunning." What he should have done is to compute 1-0.81 ~ only 19% savings. Do you wonder lightning struck the author upon seeing the first result of his ratiocinations?
                              The greater number of laws . . . , the more thieves . . . there will be. ---- Lao-Tzu

                              [T]he truth I’m after and the truth never harmed anyone. What harms us is to persist in self-deceit and ignorance -— Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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                              • Originally posted by Truthseeker View Post
                                An e-magazine claimed that making gourmet sandwiches yourself could save a "stunning" amount. See, a gourmet take-out sandwich costs around $14, but the DIY sandwich costs only $11.34. So, let's see, 11.34/14 = .81, which the author called "stunning." What he should have done is to compute 1-0.81 ~ only 19% savings. Do you wonder lightning struck the author upon seeing the first result of his ratiocinations?
                                Is this a joke at all?
                                Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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