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    Jokes

    As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."


    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"


    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"


    When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

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    A blonde female is driving too fast, and is pulled over by a police car, driven by --- a blonde female police officer!!!!

    Approaching the vehicle, the blonde police officer asks the blonde driver for her identification. The blonde driver cannot find her license, and continues digging through her purse, finally finding her compact. She flips it open, sees herself in the mirror, and says, "Oh, HERE it is" and hands it to the police officer.

    The blonde officer looks in the mirror and exclaims, "Well GOSH, why didn't you TELL me you were a cop! -- have a nice day!"

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    Is this just going to be a blonde female joke thread?

    Because if it is, I might ban it.


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    A fundy and a fundy atheist ...
    (finish the joke)
    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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    So, this blonde female moderator finds a rolling pin....



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    Quote Originally Posted by mossrose View Post


    Is this just going to be a blonde female joke thread?

    Because if it is, I might ban it.
    I agree. Make fun of Fundy atheists and fundies instead! Or poke fun at animals. No more dumb blonde jokes!!! Or other mean jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    So, this blonde female moderator finds a rolling pin....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Christianbookworm View Post
    I agree. Make fun of Fundy atheists and fundies instead! Or poke fun at animals. No more dumb blonde jokes!!! Or other mean jokes.
    Mossy is NOT dumb!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cow Poke View Post
    Mossy is NOT dumb!
    Correct! Don't be mad at me! I wasn't the one making dumb blonde jokes! Or was she kidding about being offended?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christianbookworm View Post
    Correct! Don't be mad at me! I wasn't the one making dumb blonde jokes! Or was she kidding about being offended?
    Mossy is my bestest friend - it's her job to keep me in line.

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