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    Evolution is God's ID rogue06's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Melody Maker View Post
    Someone ought to put his picture on a beverage mug and call it a "Franken stein".
    From the 2016 election




    And if Franken had teamed up with Jill Stein for 2020...


    I'm always still in trouble again

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    This couple goes to Russia to tour the Kremlin...

    As they near a Russian Guard, it begins to precipitate, and in typical couple fashion, a disagreement breaks out.
    The husband says it is raining and the wife says it is sleeting. So they agree to ask the guard, whose name is Rudolph.
    The guard declares that it is just rain. The husband looks at the wife and says...





    Rudolph the Red Knows rain, dear....






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    Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes a large portion of noodles into his bowl, and tops it with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with the consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master.

    Meanwhile, Luke is using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping food all over.

    Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says,

    "Use the forks, Luke."


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