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  • #61
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    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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    • #62


      Originally posted by Hawkin Energy Newsletter
      Joke of the Month
      A man in the early years of his marriage was convinced he and his family needed a four-wheel-drive pickup truck. His wife was sure that he did not need but merely wanted the new vehicle. A playful conversation between this husband and wife initiated their consideration of the advantages and disadvantages of such a purchase.
      "She asked, "Why do you think we need a truck?"
      He answered her question with what he believed was the perfect response: "What if we needed milk for our children in a terrible storm, and the only way I could get tot he grocery store was in a pickup?"


      His wife replied, "If we buy a new truck, we won't have money for milk."
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

      "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
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        • #64
          A woman comes in to a bar, and says "Give me a double entendre".

          So the barman gives it to her.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Hawkin Energy Newsletter
            Joke of the Month

            A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
            Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.
            "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
            "Sure.."
            "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
            "No, I can remember it."
            "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?"
            He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
            "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?" she asks.
            Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!"
            Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs...
            She stares at the plate for a moment.
            "Where's my toast?"

            "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

            "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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            • #66
              So did he go back and get her toast?

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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              • #67
                No, they both forgot.
                "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                • #68
                  Forgot what?

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #69
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                    I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

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                    • #70
                      So, a baby seal walks into a club......






























                      Once again, I'm sorry.
                      Better to illuminate than merely to shine, to deliver to others contemplated truths than merely to contemplate.

                      -Thomas Aquinas

                      I love to travel, But hate to arrive.

                      -Hernando Cortez

                      What is the good of experience if you do not reflect?

                      -Frederick 2, Holy Roman Emperor

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                      • #71
                        I got rid of my vacuum cleaner.

                        I realised it was just gathering dust.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by David Hayward View Post
                          I got rid of my vacuum cleaner.

                          I realised it was just gathering dust.
                          "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                          "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

                          My Personal Blog

                          My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)

                          Quill Sword

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                          • #73
                            Wife to man who is poking at his computer: Time for bed, honey.
                            Man: Not now, this is important.
                            Wife: What?
                            Man: Someone is wrong on TWeb.

                            (That is based on a cartoon by someone who is not identified by Casey Research [2014 8/29]. The difference is "Internet" instead of "TWeb")
                            The greater number of laws . . . , the more thieves . . . there will be. ---- Lao-Tzu

                            [T]he truth I’m after and the truth never harmed anyone. What harms us is to persist in self-deceit and ignorance -— Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Truthseeker View Post
                              Wife to man who is poking at his computer: Time for bed, honey.
                              Man: Not now, this is important.
                              Wife: What?
                              Man: Someone is wrong on TWeb.

                              (That is based on a cartoon by someone who is not identified by Casey Research [2014 8/29]. The difference is "Internet" instead of "TWeb")

                              From xkcd and called "Duty Calls"

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by rogue06 View Post

                                From xkcd and called "Duty Calls"

                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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