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  • View Poll Results: What Website Should win the 2005 Platinum Screwball Full Website Award?

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    • Spidey is a Satanist!

      5 45.45%
    • Bible Predicts UFO Invasions

      0 0%
    • The Jesuits are Lizards!

      6 54.55%
    • More Bible UFO Stuff

      0 0%
    • I Was Jesus' Brother in a Past Life!

      0 0%
    • Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

      0 0%
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      2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      I was going to do one for indeterminate religion but I can't find enough sure candidates. That leaves the Website Award. Here are the nominees:

      1) "Jesus-is-savior.com" for such lunacy as, "Spiderman is a Satanist":

      http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False...s_of_satan.htm

      and the "noises from hell" story repeated:

      http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Basic..._from_hell.htm



      2) http://www.justgivemethetruth.com/ -- Bible predicts UFO invasions!



      3) http://www.wiolawapress.com/black.htm -- The Jesuits are giant lizards

      4) http://www.onealclan.com/ -- More Bible UFO stuff

      5) http://brotherofyeshua.com/challenge.htm -- I was Jesus' Brother in a Past Life!

      6) http://www.venganza.org/ Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

      http://www.tektoonics.com

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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding
      6) http://www.venganza.org/ Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
      JP, this one is a spoof site, so it doesn't count IMHO.

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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      Quote Originally posted by Tuck o' the Irish
      JP, this one is a spoof site, so it doesn't count IMHO.
      If it has a serious intent even as a spoof, I would count it.

      http://www.tektoonics.com

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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      Ooooh, ok, like if it's a spoof that's trying to make a point but it's such a poor spoof that it's screwy (like a certain tekton parody ). Gotcha.

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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      "Jesus-Is-Saviour" takes the cake... I've had a couple of their pages show up in Google searches... Very amusing.
      Be sure to check out Striped Theology, my TheoBlog.

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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding

      3) http://www.wiolawapress.com/black.htm -- The Jesuits are giant lizards
      nor is this a normal white truck with a large COW HEADED CREATURE INSIDE
      "Years ago, I mean decades ago, I read a quote about politicians performing quid pro quo favors for campaign cash, and whether or not we could prove it. The guy who was quoted opined that it was difficult to determine. He noted that in many cases, the payoff might not take the form of votes on legislative action -- those might be detectable, and so are avoided -- but could take subtler forms, like the question that is never asked at a hearing.

      The media's doing a terrific job of not asking questions it doesn't want to know the answer to. It doesn't ask these questions in bulk, and the great volume of questions it doesn't ask makes it cheap to not ask questions.

      And it passes these savings on to you, the customer." Ace

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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding
      If it has a serious intent even as a spoof, I would count it.
      It does have a serious point and its one that the vast majority of the pro-evolutionary community would support and frequently make. Seems to me that if you include the FSM, then you should also be including major evolution sites like Pandasthumb
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      Quote Originally posted by Steve Forden
      It does have a serious point and its one that the vast majority of the pro-evolutionary community would support and frequently make. Seems to me that if you include the FSM, then you should also be including major evolution sites like Pandasthumb
      No one nominated that one last year.

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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      Quote Originally posted by Uncle Tuck
      JP, this one is a spoof site, so it doesn't count IMHO.

      Somebody here has the Flying Spaghetti Monster as an avatar

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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      These are pretty funny, but how does Landover Baptist Church not make the list? LBC blows all other Christianity parody sites out of the water as far as I'm concerned.
      Here I am!

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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      Quote Originally posted by Little Shepherd
      These are pretty funny, but how does Landover Baptist Church not make the list? LBC blows all other Christianity parody sites out of the water as far as I'm concerned.
      Was it nominated?
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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      Quote Originally posted by {Tim}
      Was it nominated?
      I have no idea. I'm just saying that, considering how well-known it is, I'm surprised it's not on the list. It just strikes me as weird.
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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      The Landover one is old and was never funny IMO. The ones in this thread beat it to a bloody pulp and spit on its corpse.
      "Years ago, I mean decades ago, I read a quote about politicians performing quid pro quo favors for campaign cash, and whether or not we could prove it. The guy who was quoted opined that it was difficult to determine. He noted that in many cases, the payoff might not take the form of votes on legislative action -- those might be detectable, and so are avoided -- but could take subtler forms, like the question that is never asked at a hearing.

      The media's doing a terrific job of not asking questions it doesn't want to know the answer to. It doesn't ask these questions in bulk, and the great volume of questions it doesn't ask makes it cheap to not ask questions.

      And it passes these savings on to you, the customer." Ace

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      Re: 2005 Platinum Screwball Nominations: Website Category

      Quote Originally posted by Little Shepherd
      These are pretty funny, but how does Landover Baptist Church not make the list? LBC blows all other Christianity parody sites out of the water as far as I'm concerned.
      Nominees usually have to do something outrageous in the specified time period (here, 2005). Landover's been around a while, hasn't it?

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      Quote Originally posted by Darth Executor
      The Landover one is old and was never funny IMO. The ones in this thread beat it to a bloody pulp and spit on its corpse.
      Yeah, I checked it out this morning, and it's...really more hateful than humorous.
      Quote Originally posted by jpholding
      Nominees usually have to do something outrageous in the specified time period (here, 2005). Landover's been around a while, hasn't it?
      And point taken. It doesn't look like they did anything outrageous in the past year, and I'm now left wondering if they ever did...
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