Quips!

[rogue06]

Next Mood Swing in 6 Minutes

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

Sarcasm now served all day

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

If you can't convince them, confuse them

A closed mouth gathers no foot

Chocolate: the OTHER major food group

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck

Never mess up an apology with an excuse

Oh Lord, give me patience and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

A boiled egg is hard to beat

To write with a broken pencil is pointless

Velcro. What a rip off!

[JonathanL]

Unattended children will be given a Mountain Dew and Doritos.

fify

[Bill the Cat]

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Napoleon Bonaparte

[Bill the Cat]

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

[Cow Poke]

Live your life in such a way that the Pastor won't have to lie at your funeral.

[mossrose]

Do it right the first time.

-- me, to my kids

[Cow Poke]

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?

[The Melody Maker]

Do it right the first time.

-- me, to my kids

That should be prefaced with "Live the impossible dream." Or something like that.

[mossrose]

That should be prefaced with "Live the impossible dream." Or something like that.

Life is not that bad!

-- me, to MelMak

[Cow Poke]

Life is too short to eat raw fish.

[Zymologist]

Hofstadter's Law (see sig): both funny and profound.

[Cow Poke]

“God never gives us discernment in order that we may criticize, but that we may intercede.”

Oswald Chambers

[Sparko]

Bacon.

[rogue06]

Bacon.

is good for me, is good for me