You might be a redneck Jedi if...

[QuantaFille]

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with dynamite fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Although you'da had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."

[Rayado]

"If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."

[Losvedir]

that's hilarious!

[QuantaFille]

I should probably mention that I did not write that list, it was an e-mail from a friend.

My brother added one though, "Your lightsaber has been repaired with duct tape."

Q.

[jesusfreak]

man i got a better idea for a thread

[Teallaura]

...the canopy of your X-wing fighter is plastic sheeting held on by duct tape.

...your speeder has at least one body part from a junk yard which has not been repainted to match the rest of the speeder.

...your helmet has a bill on it.

...directions to your homeworld involve a dirt road somehow.

...every conveyance you own has a gun rack in it.

...the Millineum Falcon has spent time on blocks in your back yard.

...there are parts to a speeder in your bath tub.

...you have no idea who Luke Skywalker or Darth Vadar are - but you can accurately cite all of Anakin Skywalker's racing stats.

...there are various aliens stuffed and mounted in your den - and you're reasonably sure all of them were in season.

...there are blasters lying around all over your house, but none in the blaster cabinet.

...you own more than one type of blaster maintenance kit.

...your home is portable - and all your neighbors wish you'd port it elsewhere.

...you've actually been too drunk to hate Jar-jar Binks.

..you've complained to the High Counsel about that silly rule about not marrying - and had to explain it later to your sister.

...you can't pronounce midichroridans - or whatever - but you once won a spiting contest involving them.

...as a padawan, your master repeatedly warned you not to burp or make other bodily noises as a musical interlude during banquets.

...Yoda has asked you to take your yearly bath six months early.

...you're the only Jedi whose tunic will not stay down over your pants when you bend over - and whose pants will not stay up sufficiently during same.

...you can not only repair your light saber, but can replumb any spacecraft.

[QuantaFille]

LOL Teal... those are good.

[The Laughing Man]

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.