Shepherd's belated bonus point spam thread.

[Rational Gaze]

Although maybe I have been de-sensitised to profanities on account of my being British.

[QuantaFille]

In my opinion, there is never any call for profanity. Ever. Even if you find a bear in your loft in the middle of the night.

[Rational Gaze]

In my opinion, there is never any call for profanity. Ever. Even if you find a bear in your loft in the middle of the night.

I guess we'll have to invent a new word that conveys a greater level of surprise than simply: ARGH!

I've got one:
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

[Rational Gaze]

Of course, do you know what is never inappropriate?

[QuantaFille]

I guess we'll have to invent a new word that conveys a greater level of surprise than simply: ARGH!

I've got one:
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

In reality, if you find a bear in your home in the middle of the night, you should probably be very quiet to avoid spooking the bear. Also, you probably have home security issues that need looking after.

[QuantaFille]

Of course, do you know what is never inappropriate?

Have you ever put the lyrics to that song through Google Translate? Pretty awesome lyrics.

[QuantaFille]

Here's the (somewhat butchered, but still intelligible) translated lyrics:

NEW MAN

san. Timo Peltokangas

Years reported
many situations
Found guilty
all the evidence

I want to overthrow the old, forgotten
Not that good company, however,
The storm is raging, I want to
Only one name can save us!

Lift up your hands ...
... I want to release

The chains remain,
if I look back over and over again
It is time to raise the head,
so I can see the creation of a new
The coffin is closed, the lid is nailed,
Today the grave of the old life
Then I spread my wings and I fly away,
I do not look back ever again,
I never!

Take off the old yltäni,
I shall wear a new,
because I was redeemed in full

I open my eyes, I forbid myself;
Every day position ristini
Heart opens to release the truth
I was born again from above

[Rational Gaze]

Well, one of the history students at Chichester is a foreign exhange student from Finland, although when I asked him about Lumina Polaris, he said he thought they were from Sweden.

[Rational Gaze]

In reality, if you find a bear in your home in the middle of the night, you should probably be very quiet to avoid spooking the bear.

I guess you have not heard of the whisper scream.

Also, you probably have home security issues that need looking after.

But what if they are smarter than the average bear?

[QuantaFille]

Well, one of the history students at Chichester is a foreign exhange student from Finland, although when I asked him about Lumina Polaris, he said he thought they were from Sweden.

Well, what would he know??

[QuantaFille]

I guess you have not heard of the whisper scream.

Like, when you're having a nightmare, and you're trying to scream, and nothing comes out?

But what if they are smarter than the average bear?

Padlocks. Bears don't have opposable thumbs.

[Rational Gaze]

Well, what would he know??

Well, I could print out some lyrics and give them to him and see if he recognises it as Finnish or not.

[Kelp]

Oh that. Don't watch it. Although I did watch TAAs review of Twilight. It was pretty good. That reminds me, at some point I am going to make a video series refuting TAAs pathetic attempt to debunk the philosophy of Thomas Aquinus.

Sweet.

[Rational Gaze]

Like, when you're having a nightmare, and you're trying to scream, and nothing comes out?

Oh, noise comes out, it just sounds like a Nazgul speaking.

Padlocks. Bears don't have opposable thumbs.

Ingenius!

[Kelp]

Now, there's a lot of unnecessary swearing. He is funny, but he'd be funnier if his videos were cleaner.

One comment I read on this one site: I wish I were a nerdy, eligible young girl so I could have Yahtzee's perfect babies.