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      The Real Teal! (Graphic Content -- Parental Advisory)

      SNOOGERBOOGER (AL) -- Reports have indicated today that all photographs of Teallaura released prior to today on TheologyWeb are, apparently, fraudulent in nature.

      The following photo of the real Teallaura was taken by cub reporter Sandy Rockbottom, earlier today. The reader will have to scroll down, as the gruesome countenance of Teallaura is not intended for general audiences.

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      Re: The Real Teal! (Graphic Content -- Parental Advisory)

      Ack! :scram: [mumble]I hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil[/mumble]

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      Re: The Real Teal! (Graphic Content -- Parental Advisory)

      Oh man, I would hate to be in your, um, shoes, when Laura sees this......

      :gloves:

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      Re: The Real Teal! (Graphic Content -- Parental Advisory)

      :deny:

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      Re: The Real Teal! (Graphic Content -- Parental Advisory)

      Quote Originally posted by Darth Jade
      (I don't know him.)
      Not nearly often enough, at any rate.

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      Re: The Real Teal! (Graphic Content -- Parental Advisory)

      Quote Originally posted by Dr. Hugo Q
      Not nearly often enough, at any rate.
      I could always make it less often.

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      Re: The Real Teal! (Graphic Content -- Parental Advisory)

      Well, now I have to kill you....





      C'mere! :tl:
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

      Matthew 8:26-27

      He replied, "You of little faith, why are you so afraid?" Then He got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.
      The men were amazed and asked, "What kind of man is this this? Even the wind and the waves obey Him!"

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      Re: The Real Teal! (Graphic Content -- Parental Advisory)

      Quote Originally posted by Darth Jade
      I could always make it less often.
      <professional voice> Mrs. Q? My name is Teallaura. I work with the Health Department. You've been in contact with one of my patients who has an infectious disease. It's really important that you come to the Health Department and let us do some tests and give you some medicine to make sure you're okay. Could you come in tomorrow morning at 9:00?</professional voice>
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

      Matthew 8:26-27

      He replied, "You of little faith, why are you so afraid?" Then He got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.
      The men were amazed and asked, "What kind of man is this this? Even the wind and the waves obey Him!"

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      Moral issues are always terribly complex for someone without principles. -G.K. Chesterton


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      BV's next Name






      <drumroll>








      Dr. Hugo Sleepon Dacouch
      We are facing an enormous and dramatic clash between good and evil, death and life, the 'culture of death' and the 'culture of life'. We find ourselves not only 'faced with' but necessarily 'in the midst of' this conflict: we are all involved and we all share in it, with the inescapable responsibility of choosing to be unconditionally pro-life. --John Paul II

      This day I call heaven and earth as witnesses against you that I have set before you life and death, blessings and curses. Now choose life, so that you and your children may live --Deuteronomy 30:19

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      Re: The Real Teal! (Graphic Content -- Parental Advisory)

      Quote Originally posted by Teallaura
      <professional voice> Mrs. Q? My name is Teallaura. I work with the Health Department. You've been in contact with one of my patients who has an infectious disease. It's really important that you come to the Health Department and let us do some tests and give you some medicine to make sure you're okay. Could you come in tomorrow morning at 9:00?</professional voice>
      Funny Teal. You should know by now I'm a consultant, not a practitioner.

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      Re: The Real Teal! (Graphic Content -- Parental Advisory)

      Gotta keep this current.


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      Re: The Real Teal! (Graphic Content -- Parental Advisory)

      This thread doesn't get nearly the attention it warrants, IMHO.

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