{Tim} Campaign Reaches Truce With JPHoldings!

[Brandalf85]

News: {Tim} Campaign Officially Declares Truce With JPHoldings Campaign!

Tweb News Alert: At Approx 1:39AM EST on May 4th, {Tim}'s campaign announced it has come to a truce with JpHolding. After secret meetings, the two campaigns agreed to join up and, upon a promise from JPholing of nominating {Tim} in June, combine efforts. When reached for comment, JPholding and Brandalf85 said they had "extreme confidence" in the new partnership and hoped to work closely together. LakeGeorgeMan made fun of this comment and hoped no "Brokeback Troutin" would be involved. After learning of these comments, JPholding quickly drew a comic that made fun of LakeGeorgeMan. {Tim} and Brandalf were charging into JP's camp when all his comic characters emerged and JPholding offered a truce deal.

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[{Tim}]

Yeah, vote for JP and I will draw you an evil parody of one of his characters. If you really really really want me to. And if I have time. And feel like it.

[Brandalf85]

JPholding better keep his end of the bargain or Tweb shall hear of it! Kaz shall whack him with a stick! Cheer up Tim! :)

[{Tim}]

JPholding better keep his end of the bargain or Tweb shall hear of it! Kaz shall whack him with a stick! Cheer up Tim! :)

[jpholding]

JPholding better keep his end of the bargain or Tweb shall hear of it! Kaz shall whack him with a stick! Cheer up Tim! :)

I like being whacked with sticks. My back itches a lot.

The following will appear on the What's New page on Friday. (I need to finish whacking an atheist with a stick first.)

On a fun note, some goings on over at TheologyWeb. I was nominated by a member/Tekton reader there for what's called Alumnus of the Month (read: Alumnus = member). This has been done before, and for various reasons you can find listed there, I'm pursuing it seriously this time. You can find more information about that here [link] (as well as the voting spot, if you're a member -- and yes, I'm serious about the perks). In addition, note the nominee in the top box, Tim. I've worked a deal with his campaign manager (the one who nominated him, Brandalf85) that I will re-nominate Tim for the June election and throw my weight behind his campaign.

Yeah, vote for JP and I will draw you an evil parody of one of his characters. If you really really really want me to. And if I have time. And feel like it.

*ahem* I don't see any guest art submissions from you.... *ahem*

[{Tim}]

*ahem* I don't see any guest art submissions from you.... *ahem*

Hey, I did that "sheila, queen of the Zerg" one, remember?

Not my fault if you didn't like it.

[sc_q_jayce]

Hey, I did that "sheila, queen of the Zerg" one, remember?

Not my fault if you didn't like it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"You know, Tim, I think I'll just massacre your remaining troops and watch you die in agony. How would that be?"

[{Tim}]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"You know, Tim, I think I'll just massacre your remaining troops and watch you die in agony. How would that be?"

That's about it, I think. Although she did seem to have a habit of letting people go whom she liked, so long as they weren't in her way any more.

... I hope she likes me.

[jpholding]

Hey, I did that "sheila, queen of the Zerg" one, remember?

No. I don't recall that. Must be one of them repressed memories.

[{Tim}]

No. I don't recall that. Must be one of them repressed memories.

The sort that leaves you scarred for life? Or me, if Sheila finds me...

[jpholding]

JPholding better keep his end of the bargain or Tweb shall hear of it! Kaz shall whack him with a stick! Cheer up Tim! :)

You will see my message posted at http://www.tektonics.org/newstuff.html per agreement, now.

Or me, if Sheila finds me...

Yes, be careful. I consider it quite possible that Hearthstone IS real...and I'm just getting ideas across the dimensions...

[sc_q_jayce]

That's about it, I think. Although she did seem to have a habit of letting people go whom she liked, so long as they weren't in her way any more.

... I hope she likes me.

If your name is Jim Raynor, Acturus Mengsk, or Zeratul.

And...

...

we have no match.

Start writing your memoirs.

[Darth Executor]

She only liked Raynor. She let Arcturus and Zeratul go because she thought they would suffer more this way.

[sc_q_jayce]

She only liked Raynor. She let Arcturus and Zeratul go because she thought they would suffer more this way.

True, but I was referring more to staying alive versus dying. Point noted, however. :)

Tim's still gotta write his memoirs.

[{Tim}]

True, but I was referring more to staying alive versus dying. Point noted, however. :)

Tim's still gotta write his memoirs.

Meh, I'm not a threat to her. Heck, I might even be an ally.



... are we talking about the real Sheila, or Sheila Kerrigan?