Thread: The number seven
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July 25th 2003, 01:07 AM #1
The number seven
http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/
The Gematriculator
is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is. Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. (ok, take this one with a grain of salt. thanks, ed.)
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July 25th 2003, 07:16 AM #2
Re: The number seven
You gotta to be utterly joking, man. Employ gematriculator to check out passage penned by Roy. All words/phrases be marked out absolutely deified, man. Surely Roy be Yahweh!
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July 25th 2003, 09:18 AM #3
can I take it with the entire annual produce of all the salt manufacturers in the world put together?
a bullet in the reanimated corpse of creationism:http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/q...6&dopt=GenBank
William Dembski: "I think the big lesson is, let's go to work and really develop this theory and not try to win this in the court of public opinion. The burden is on us to produce."
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July 25th 2003, 09:19 AM #4
hahah try putting the phrase "I love satan and I worship him everyday" into this thing
a bullet in the reanimated corpse of creationism:http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/q...6&dopt=GenBank
William Dembski: "I think the big lesson is, let's go to work and really develop this theory and not try to win this in the court of public opinion. The burden is on us to produce."
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July 25th 2003, 09:29 AM #5
It's a great website too; check out the flash games...

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July 25th 2003, 12:00 PM #6heheToday @ 07:19 AM post located here
chickenman:
hahah try putting the phrase "I love satan and I worship him everyday" into this thing
Well, it's not like we haven't heard THAT argument before.From: The Sect of Homokaasu
Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.
Let's see...
IN: I love satan and worship him everyday
RESULT: 1% evil, 99% good
IN: Socrates
RESULT: 99% evil, 1% good
Well there you go... can't argue with those results.
(edited to add link)
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July 25th 2003, 12:32 PM #7
IN: Lobstrosity
RESULT: 1% evil, 99% good
Yay!
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July 25th 2003, 01:39 PM #8
Input = DunnySaze
RESULT = 50% Evil, 50% Good
I'm the yin/yang of Tweb!
Science cannot investigate supernatural causation for the same reason that you cannot score 5 runs on a single baseball play.
~ Moi, August 10th, 2004
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August 4th 2003, 01:56 AM #9
Well, that was fun
The value and naturalness of homosexuality must be as scientifically clear as the fact that the earth is round. Then the acceptance of homosexuality will not crumble when the political pendulum next swings - Joan Roughgarden
A society that believes the body is somehow diseased, painful, sinful or wrong is going to create social institutions that wreak destruction on the body of the earth itself - Paula Gunn Allen
Pah@ReligiousForums.com
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August 17th 2003, 01:42 AM #10
I never bothered to try this "thing"
I should have for the results, although true, are surprizing:
INPUT= bob jenkins
OUTPUT=1% evil, 99% goodThe value and naturalness of homosexuality must be as scientifically clear as the fact that the earth is round. Then the acceptance of homosexuality will not crumble when the political pendulum next swings - Joan Roughgarden
A society that believes the body is somehow diseased, painful, sinful or wrong is going to create social institutions that wreak destruction on the body of the earth itself - Paula Gunn Allen
Pah@ReligiousForums.com
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August 19th 2003, 09:59 AM #11
Text: Jill Pole
The text you sent is
50% evil, 50% good
Guess I'm with DunnySaze...
Commander Tomalak: You will not survive our attack.
Captain Picard: You will not survive ours. Shall we die together?
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August 19th 2003, 10:10 AM #12
Text: Welcome to McDonalds. How can I help you?
The text you sent is
96% evil, 4% good
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Commander Tomalak: You will not survive our attack.
Captain Picard: You will not survive ours. Shall we die together?
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November 23rd 2003, 01:15 AM #13
Are you related to the mathmatician at:
http://freespace.virgin.net/tgvernon.../Symbiosis.htm ?
Check the evaluation of my stories at hereoisreal.com please.
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November 23rd 2003, 11:39 AM #14
http://www.icr.org/pubs/imp/imp-242.htm
humpreys comment on the magfield
42% evil, 58% good
My response
http://gondwanaresearch.com/hp/magfield
20% evil, 80% good
Looks like mine needs a bit of tweaking, but I am more correct than Humphreys. Of course what do you expect to come from someone who's name (Joseph Meert) is
1%evil, 99% good
Kersey Graves
1% evil, 99% good
Jonathan Sarfati
50%evil,50% good
Cheers
Joe MeertLast edited by Joe Meert; November 23rd 2003 at 11:45 AM.
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November 23rd 2003, 01:01 PM #15
Oh come on no one thought to do the obviouse one?
http://www.theologyweb.com/ is
24% evil, 76% good
Hmmmm?
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