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  • #16
    Originally posted by Chrawnus View Post
    Look at all these posers pretending they know squirrel.
    They don't look amused at all:

    Cute-Squirrel.jpg
    "The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
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    • #17
      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      Ted and Bill should be ashamed.
      That's how I read that at first...
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      • #18
        Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post
        That's how I read that at first...
        Most excellent. Wyld Stallyns would be proud.

        I'm always still in trouble again

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        • #19
          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
          Speaking of pictorial proof...

          [ATTACH=CONFIG]8474[/ATTACH]

          On your left, we have giraffe horns on the head, a waist circumference of about 8, and shorn chicken legs. On the right, we have half of a cat ear, a waste circumference nearing Grampa Jed's age, and so much matted fur than you could line Carnegie Hall with. Sorry, no resemblance until she leaves the Toys-R-Us cosplay behind, eats a few dozen cheeseburgers, and stops shaving for a thousand years or so...
          That's what
          - She

          Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
          - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

          I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Bill the Cat View Post
            On your left, we have giraffe horns on the head, a waist circumference of about 8, and shorn chicken legs. On the right, we have half of a cat ear, a waste circumference nearing Grampa Jed's age, and so much matted fur than you could line Carnegie Hall with. Sorry, no resemblance until she leaves the Toys-R-Us cosplay behind, eats a few dozen cheeseburgers, and stops shaving for a thousand years or so...
            The only difference is the one on the left is you after you shaved.

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #21
              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
              The only difference is the one on the left is you after you shaved.
              haha-no-o.gif
              That's what
              - She

              Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
              - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

              I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
              - Stephen R. Donaldson

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              • #22
                Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                The short form of Chikklikchikiki is Chikkli not Chichi. You are only embarrassing yourself.
                Idiot, Chikkli is the diminutive of Chikklikchikike, which is of course the female form. Chichi is a boy...
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by The Melody Maker View Post
                  That's how I read that at first...
                  They at least speak better squirrel than Rogue. Awww heck, I think I just insulted Bill and Ted's intelligence...
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                  • #24
                    By the by, if any of you happen to be friends with the poor guy that got shot, please don't show him this thread. He has suffered enough...
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                      Idiot, Chikkli is the diminutive of Chikklikchikike, which is of course the female form. Chichi is a boy...
                      facepalm3.gif

                      Chichi is a feminine name for squirrels.

                      I'm always still in trouble again

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                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        [ATTACHnmCONFIG]8522[/ATTACH]

                        Chichifi feminine name for squirrels.
                        Oh really. You, correctly the first time, pointed out yourself that Chichi isn't a name for squirrels at all. I had to tell you that it is the diminutive. Now you don't even know what you are arguing.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                          Idiot, Chikkli is the diminutive of Chikklikchikike, which is of course the female form. Chichi is a boy...


                          That's a boy?!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Cerebrum123 View Post


                            That's a boy?!
                            That's a human, silly.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Teallaura View Post
                              Oh really. You, correctly the first time, pointed out yourself that Chichi isn't a name for squirrels at all. I had to tell you that it is the diminutive. Now you don't even know what you are arguing.
                              I meant Ninja Squirrel Assassins.

                              I'm always still in trouble again

                              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by rogue0626313
                                I meant Ninja Squirrel Assassins.
                                Sure you did.
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