Semmie! Yoo-hoo!

[mossrose]

SIGNS YOUR COW HAS MAD COW DISEASE

Your mad cow insists on wearing A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.

She refuses to let you milk her, saying, "Not on the first date."

Your mad cow asks for a silicon implant for her udder.

Your mad cow starts smoking her grass rather than eating it.

She appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body. Ellen Degeneres is sympathetic.

Your mad cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.

Your mad cow starts giving Milk of Magnesia.

She insists that she can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding her Hershey bars.

Your mad cow insists that evaporated milk comes from dehydrated cows.

Your mad cow asks you to brand it again but only if you’ll wear something sexy this time.

She insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.

Your mad cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting 'MOO' backwards.

Your mad cow converts to Islam and asks to be called, 'LaCream Abdul Milkbar'.

She purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells 'Bullseye!'

Your mad cow converts to Scientology and starts jumping on couches on TV talk shows.

Your mad cow gives birth and runs around calling herself 'decaffeinated'.

She tips other cows over and laughs.

Your mad cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.

Your mad cow comes from Alberta and all beef imports are banned by the Americans...

or...

Your mad cow comes from Alabama and everything is okay, no bans, no hysteria, just congressional bull.

:duck:

[Gabby]

[Bill the Cat]

SIGNS YOUR COW HAS MAD COW DISEASE

Your mad cow insists on wearing A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.

She refuses to let you milk her, saying, "Not on the first date."

Your mad cow asks for a silicon implant for her udder.

Your mad cow starts smoking her grass rather than eating it.

She appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body. Ellen Degeneres is sympathetic.

Your mad cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.

Your mad cow starts giving Milk of Magnesia.

She insists that she can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding her Hershey bars.

Your mad cow insists that evaporated milk comes from dehydrated cows.

Your mad cow asks you to brand it again but only if you’ll wear something sexy this time.

She insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.

Your mad cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting 'MOO' backwards.

Your mad cow converts to Islam and asks to be called, 'LaCream Abdul Milkbar'.

She purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells 'Bullseye!'

Your mad cow converts to Scientology and starts jumping on couches on TV talk shows.

Your mad cow gives birth and runs around calling herself 'decaffeinated'.

She tips other cows over and laughs.

Your mad cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.

Your mad cow comes from Alberta and all beef imports are banned by the Americans...

or...

Your mad cow comes from Alabama and everything is okay, no bans, no hysteria, just congressional bull.

:duck:

You missed the BIG one

She lets DDW shave her legs!!!!

[Tickle Me Goody]

You missed the BIG one

She lets DDW shave her legs!!!!

Does Dee Dee shave cow's legs?

[Bill the Cat]

Does Dee Dee shave cow's legs?

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...ad.php?t=80925

[Tickle Me Goody]

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...ad.php?t=80925

Well, it sounds like she stopped doing it so that is a good sign.

(Perhaps she was kicked?)

[Faramir]

Moo!

[Tickle Me Goody]

Moo!

Are you trying to get Dee Dee to shave your legs?

[One Bad Pig]

:gravedigger:

[Ice Angel]

[One Bad Pig]

Now that Jenn's seen this, maybe will.

[Johnny MacManky]

:vcow:

[Ice Angel]

Maybe I should tell her this thread is here.

[Johnny MacManky]

[mossrose]

:yeah: