Evolution as a Religion and Philosophy

[Ishmael]

I know all of the Christians on this site are not going to like this, but hey....whatever. All I can say is after countless hours of studying and researching, talking to many different PHDs on the subject, I have determined that Christians should be equated with the Flat Earth Society. I am seeing a trend of Evolution concepts being taught within the confines of my old Church Sunday School. It was not taught 5 years ago when I took Theology courses, but it appears to be gaining some SIGNIFICANT clout within the Sunday School, contrary to popular belief. The Mormons and the Jehov Witnesses seem to be the only two Churches reluctant to adopt it. The PCUSA has already adopted it, as well as the SBC and the PCA and the Lutherans. Reveerend Moon and Evy Free have adopted it. The world all thought Fats Domino was crazy for stating that the world was full of Jazz Music many years ago. Today, Christians think that Billy Ghram and Benny Hinn are crazy for believing in Evolution. Yet contrary to the expectations of Christians stating, "It won't work as Theology" it is working against their very delusions. Evolution is seriously going to be overtaking the nation, and I am starting to believe Zwingli when he says that Creationism will die out in about 20 years. Sounds like a good estimate in my view at this time. Call me crazy, so you will, but hey.......no different from those who thought the earth was flat. We now know it is round, contrary to whatever anybody wishes to say concerning the fact. And as such, while people think Evolution is crazy today...we will be looking back on this theory, perhaps even on this thread....and think, Wow, Numa Numa Guy was absolutely right in the matter. The professors who don't like this theory are the ones who "just don't want to teach something new. I like my job the way it is." You can't teach an old dog new tricks. However, the Sunday School Teachers that I have interviewed are absolutely open to teaching Evolution in Sunday schools and think its not only a valid Theology, but the one true Theology as well. These Sunday School teachers think that Fat Albert and Meh_Gerbil are "spot-on." So say what you will, and may the thread go where it may, but like it or not, Evolution is spreading throughout the world whether we like it or not.

[Meh_Gerbil]

Evolution for teh win!

[Ishmael]

Evolution for teh win!

Fat Albert is also a believer in the Theology of Evolution, I personally interviewed him outside of Food Lion.

[norwegen]

Lawdy! What's next? The theology of Atheism?

[YeshuaMarine]

Ishmael....why don't you grow up?

[Gideon Brown]

I agree, Ish - you need to grow up a l'il bit. Try and get a real job; none of this here 'army' stuff, either - war don't teach you nothin'. Ideally, a place like Food Lion will learn you a thing or two about Real Life.

[YeshuaMarine]

I agree, Ish - you need to grow up a l'il bit. Try and get a real job; none of this here 'army' stuff, either - war don't teach you nothin'. Ideally, a place like Food Lion will learn you a thing or two about Real Life.

Or at least Accounting like me.....not hobo on the side of the street with a jar in hand!

[Tiggy]

Lawdy! What's next? The theology of Atheism?

Don't laugh too hard just yet! Over at his blog Uncommonly Dense, everyone's favorite charlatan and 'don't say the Designer is GOD (wink wink)' ID pusher Bill "Dembstri" is trumpeting the work of these boneheads:

Origin of Life Fairness in Public Schools, Inc.

OUR MISSION:

We educate the public about a U.S. Appeals Court finding that “Atheism is a religion”, the logic behind it, and seek to end the unconstitutional establishment of atheist belief in public schools by motivating the public to express “their” opinion to the proper government authorities”

What a bunch of desperate, ignorant, Fundy morons...

- Tiggy