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rogue06

Evolution is God's I.D.

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#541

11-24-2015, 08:13 PM

almost passed out and Gumby

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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11-28-2015, 11:26 AM

painted him mint green and

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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Cow Poke

See, the Thing is...

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11-28-2015, 01:30 PM

yellow, causing severe depression amongst

The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

Prov 18:17 CSB
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11-28-2015, 01:55 PM

...the shrinks. Having shrunken Gumby,...

~ Russell ("MelMak")

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11-28-2015, 02:07 PM

they decided to enlarge pokey

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11-28-2015, 02:14 PM

who thought it was hokey

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"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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11-28-2015, 02:18 PM

and stuck his left hoof

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11-28-2015, 02:59 PM

out the window to check

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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11-28-2015, 03:02 PM

if the ground was still

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11-28-2015, 03:20 PM

salted caramel and dark chocolate

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11-28-2015, 06:49 PM

until someone wiped their nose

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
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11-28-2015, 07:06 PM

with some poison ivy leaves

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11-28-2015, 09:57 PM

. Then Betty Boop married Ally-Oop.

And a new compilation post resulted.

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11-28-2015, 10:47 PM

Now Betty Boop-Oop, she lived

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#555

11-29-2015, 04:01 AM

with Daisy Duck's sister Maureen

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"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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