The great T-web novel.

[fm93]

"I think that it's high time to resuscitate this thread," it said. "It would be a dreadful shame for a story this good to go unfinished. Plus, I've got free cookies for anyone who contributes further to this fascinating novel that clearly is of literary merit."

[Sparko]

And they ate bacon and lived happily ever after.


The End.

[fm93]

Or so they thought.

Suddenly, the invisible voice spoke again.

"Hmm...bacon cookies. Now there's a thought. I think I'll go make them. Heh heh heh."

Without warning, there was a loud crash, and the curtains that the invisible voice had been hiding behind collapsed to reveal Shadowmaster, still cackling his maniacal "Heh heh hehs.."

[Sparko]

and they were eaten by a grue.

[Cow Poke]

And behold, and it came to pass that the end should be established, wherewith the verses of the novel were exactly the same as the Great Book, but were not copied therefrom.

[fm93]

Then Jack Chick appeared in a helicopter, holding a megaphone and shouting to the people on the ground.

"Dungeons and Dragons is Satanic!" he said. "So are sports, women who wear pants, rock music, eating, sleeping and breathing! That's why I'm flying this helicopter everywhere--so I can distribute my tracts and further the kingdom!" And true to his word, he began tossing Chick Tracts out the helicopter. But just as he was about to drop the last one...

[Cow Poke]

A STRONG WIND come out of the south, and ripped it out of his hand, and carried it across the countryside where it fell right into the hands of ...

[fm93]

...Cow Poke, who was suffering from an identity crisis. He couldn't remember if he was really Cow Poke or if he was actually Eagle Pup or Country Preacher. But upon seeing the Chick Tract land in his hands, he had a brilliant idea, one that distracted him from his present worries. He would use it as bait to trap the hordes of unsuspecting squirrels that occasionally plagued the countryside.