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  • #16
    To be fair I was always "grown up".
    "Kahahaha! Let's get lunatic!"-Add LP
    "And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin is pride that apes humility"-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
    Oh ye of little fiber. Do you not know what I've done for you? You will obey. ~Cerealman for Prez.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
      To be fair I was always "grown up".
      Doubtful. But you are now "growed up."

      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • #18
        Brain development in males doesn't finish until age 25.
        If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
          Brain development in males doesn't finish until age 25.
          *emphasis mine

          Isn't that an oxymoron?
          "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

          "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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          • #20
            I saw Elvis at 7-11.
            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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            • #21
              Where was he at 7:12?
              "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

              "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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              My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)

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              • #22
                gone! Elvis had LEFT the building!
                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
                  To sum it all up:
                  College.
                  Closest friend is an agnostic.
                  Sprain Ankle.
                  Girls.
                  Dumb kids.
                  The end.

                  Hi.
                  Went to Burger King again, did you?
                  Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                    I saw Elvis at 7-11.
                    You've also said you've seen him at two different Waffle Houses, and picking up garbage one morning. Don't get me started on how me times you said you saw Elvis during that trip to Lost Wages um, Las Vegas -- the one you still haven't told Mrs. CP about.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                      Went to Burger King again, did you?
                      I don't get it
                      "Kahahaha! Let's get lunatic!"-Add LP
                      "And the Devil did grin, for his darling sin is pride that apes humility"-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
                      Oh ye of little fiber. Do you not know what I've done for you? You will obey. ~Cerealman for Prez.

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                      • #26
                        Hello, Cereal person.
                        Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Cerealman View Post
                          I don't get it
                          That's where most "kings" get their "crowns."
                          Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

                          Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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                          I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                            That's where most "kings" get their "crowns."
                            Those might be a little before his time. I don't think I've seen one of those since the early 2000's (remember, he would have been a toddler, at that time).
                            "The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
                            GK Chesterton; Orthodoxy

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by lilpixieofterror View Post
                              Those might be a little before his time. I don't think I've seen one of those since the early 2000's (remember, he would have been a toddler, at that time).
                              burger king baby.jpg
                              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by lilpixieofterror View Post
                                Those might be a little before his time. I don't think I've seen one of those since the early 2000's (remember, he would have been a toddler, at that time).
                                Hmmm. Not even two years there was someone where I worked who was in sales and liked to call himself the "credit king." We got him a crown from Burger King

                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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