Speaking English is hazardous to your health

[theophilus]

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[Bill the Cat]

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

It's the amount of sugar we Americans eat.

[Sparko]

oesday igpay atinlay ountcay?

[rogue06]

oesday igpay atinlay ountcay?

hattay sn'tiay nglisheay

[Andius]

Get crack'n you anglophones:

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[rogue06]

Get crack'n you anglophones:

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Missing the most important Spanish word to know: tocino

[Cow Poke]

bacon

[Andius]

Missing the most important Spanish word to know: tocino

An easy remedy:

Toe See No = Bacon.

Anything else that needs in the mix of vital words or expressions?

[rogue06]

An easy remedy:

Toe See No = Bacon.

Anything else that needs in the mix of vital words or expressions?

And here I figured it was Toe Kin Oh

[Jedidiah]

[QUOTE=Andius;260007]Get crack'n you anglophones:

Your pronunciation is a bit different than the Mexican version I grew up around. It took me a bit to figure out what you were doing.

[Andius]

And here I figured it was Toe Kin Oh

Which may explain why your squirrels legions may have brought back the odd thing or two when you requested the "Toe Kin Oh".

The more you know Señor Picaro Seis (Your name in Spanish).

[rogue06]

Which may explain why your squirrels legions may have brought back the odd thing or two when you requested the "Toe Kin Oh".

The more you know Señor Picaro Seis (Your name in Spanish).

They brought back bacon. One of the duties of a Ninja Squirrel Assassin is to be fluent in multiple languages. But it does explain why they looked at each other and started giggling. Do you know how embarrassing it is to be giggled at by squirrels -- especially highly trained killers like the NSA?

[rogue06]

Get crack'n you anglophones:

Your pronunciation is a bit different than the Mexican version I grew up around. It took me a bit to figure out what you were doing.

A late friend of mine spoke flawless Castilian Spanish and would often rant about the Mexican version of Spanish.

[Andius]

[QUOTE=Jedidiah;260178]

Get crack'n you anglophones:

Your pronunciation is a bit different than the Mexican version I grew up around. It took me a bit to figure out what you were doing.

Gotta use English spellings as proper references for Anglophonic neighbors. I am a teacher after all, heheheheh

[Andius]

They brought back bacon. One of the duties of a Ninja Squirrel Assassin is to be fluent in multiple languages. But it does explain why they looked at each other and started giggling. Do you know how embarrassing it is to be giggled at by squirrels -- especially highly trained killers like the NSA?

I would actually be more surprised how far the phonic capabilities can go beyond the usual *tchick thick*, heheheheh. Well, at least the tocino was delivered.

A late friend of mine spoke flawless Castilian Spanish and would often rant about the Mexican version of Spanish.

Heh, he ain't any position to rant, considering native Spaniards can just as easily can make their own dialects a muddled thing to understand as my friend the Laughing Spanish Man will demonstrate (And may explain why so many folk can never translate correctly what he says... like the Hitler videos, ehehehhehehehehe). :

And now I feel like a lost a month of my life uttering in English.... MAMMA MIAA A PARLARLE ITALIANO!!