January 2007 Screwballs

[ApologiaPhoenix]

I found this while surfing the web. It's crazier than the teensforchrist message board! Don't believe me, look at this sample:



http://www.freethinkingteens.com/what_faith_really_is

Gosh... what a great refution of Christian faith! Serious though, think I should invite some of them here for a brusing?

Crystal

Please do. They don't tend to stick around though....

[OldManZangetsu]

Keep an eye on MrFrankZito, he might come up with something "good"

edit: by "good" i mean as a nomination for a screwball

[Mountain Man]

Please do. They don't tend to stick around though....

True that. But it is fun to watch people obliviously waltz into these forums, toss out a few long discredited anti-Christian arguments, then quickly retreat with a black eye, a bloody nose, and a few missing teeth.

[Mountain Man]

Nomination for "dimbo". File this one under "There is no evidence to support Christianity, and even if there was, I wouldn't believe it anyway!"

But even if they actually came from Josephus, they wouldn't do much to convince me that Christianity was true.

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...&postcount=172

And just for fun, do a side by side comparison with the post he was responding to and see if you can count the number of points he blatantly failed to address.

[ApologiaPhoenix]

Nomination for "dimbo". File this one under "There is no evidence to support Christianity, and even if there was, I wouldn't believe it anyway!"


http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...&postcount=172

And just for fun, do a side by side comparison with the post he was responding to and see if you can count the number of points he blatantly failed to address.

Don't forget the number of posts he fails to respond to....

[lilpixieofterror]

Gosh... these kids are like Jimbo! Just look at this gold:

Well then, do you get to decide what's a hyperbole and what's not? Why didn't god show us a clear path as to what parts of scripture are a hyperbole or not?
If the bible is god's word, why didn't god make it clear for all of us?
Why does your all-powerful and all-knowing god need to rely on apologists and theologians to clarify his word?

http://www.freethinkingteens.com/for...te/2554?page=1

Translation: I'm too lazy to do my homework... so I'll blame God for it...

Crystal

[lilpixieofterror]

Here's the chaos I've caused so far over there:

http://www.rationalresponders.com/fo...l_errancy/3983

A sample:

I asked that moron some questions about the bible in the "Glossolia and The Unforgivable Sin"' thread, he just responds with "you do your own research".

It reminded me of the stuff I used to say when I was a christian debating with atheists.

Also, he STILL hasn't responded to me in the "What about Jesus?" thread, and he's saying that I'M the one that's avoiding questions.

Let's just ignore him...I don't know.

Got to love the "Irrational Responders"...

Crystal

[Meta Knight]

Here's the chaos I've caused so far over there:

http://www.rationalresponders.com/fo...l_errancy/3983

A sample:



Got to love the "Irrational Responders"...

Crystal

You want I should come over and help you operate the Wrecking Ball of Exegesis^TM? I could certainly use the practice. And (no offense, I hold you in the highest regard) eventually, as you continue to take their "arguments" and grind them up into tiny pieces, the "you can't spell" charge is gonna come out, so it might be nice to have a person who's won a spelling bee or 5 () to post so they have one less reason to ignore you. I'm always around.

Andy

P.S. They think you're a guy.

[lilpixieofterror]

You want I should come over and help you operate the Wrecking Ball of Exegesis^TM? I could certainly use the practice.

Awww... yes we all need the pratice... Although over there... using a wrecking ball of Exegesis^TM is kind of like using a stick to TNT to take out an ant hill.

And (no offense, I hold you in the highest regard) eventually, as you continue to take their "arguments" and grind them up into tiny pieces, the "you can't spell" charge is gonna come out, so it might be nice to have a person who's won a spelling bee or 5 () to post so they have one less reason to ignore you. I'm always around.

Oh, I know they'll use the can't spell argument... If you want to come and have some fun... come on! Trout already got banned from their boards... let's go get banned together! BTW I'm on the 'freethinking teens' web site.

Crystal

P.S. They think you're a guy.

Shut up!

[Meta Knight]

Awww... yes we all need the pratice... Although over there... using a wrecking ball of Exegesis^TM is kind of like using a stick to TNT to take out an ant hill.

So the practice I'd receive would be comprable to the practice I'd receive playing Halo 2 multiplayer against uncontrolled characters? Or taking batting practice with a guy throwing beach balls? Or bowling balls?

Oh, I know they'll use the can't spell argument... If you want to come and have some fun... come on! Trout already got banned from their boards... let's go get banned together! BTW I'm on the 'freethinking teens' web site.
Crystal

Aight. I'll head on over. Those kids need proper schooling. Freethinking teens indeed...

Shut up!

Make me!

[lilpixieofterror]

So the practice I'd receive would be comprable to the practice I'd receive playing Halo 2 multiplayer against uncontrolled characters? Or taking batting practice with a guy throwing beach balls? Or bowling balls?

I'd say Halo 2... so we're going to get banned together!

Aight. I'll head on over. Those kids need proper schooling. Freethinking teens indeed...

Yes they do.

Make me!

Ok. :lsaber:

Crystal

[Mountain Man]

Here's the chaos I've caused so far over there...

I enjoyed this one in particular:

Lilangelofterror can kiss my [butt]. I'm always being asked "Do you know about exegesis?"

And? Does lilangel know about [bullcrap]?

I bet the moron doesn't even know what the word means let alone how to do it!

[Meta Knight]

I enjoyed this one in particular:


I bet the moron doesn't even know what the word means let alone how to do it!

He probably thinks it means "putting an X on a picture of Jesus".

Say, MM, you gonna come help with the new one ripping? Or are you just gonna watch me 'n Crystal do it?

[Frogwarrior]

I'm a debating n00b so I'll just watch.



So will this be at the NonThinkingTeens or the IrrationalResponders?

[Meta Knight]

I'm a debating n00b so I'll just watch.



So will this be at the NonThinkingTeens or the IrrationalResponders?

I believe the former.