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      Quote Originally posted by SpinyNorman
      But Nick....how does calling a person an idiot help???
      Norm.....stop making an idiot of yourself with these gyrations.

      I watched Darth try to educate you and it was like seeing someone slip around in a room of banana peels as you hopped from one excuse to another trying to find a way that Paul, Jesus etc could call people names while golly gee, we can't.

      "Duh, Jesus knew people's hearts and minds." Oh. So knowing people's hearts and minds permits one to use names. OK. Darth points out Paul wasn't that way, didn't know people's hearts and minds. Oops, sunk that criteria, but you sure don't want to admit it, do you?

      To answer your question:

      Were they doing it to be malicious or were they doing it to bring those people back to the truth?
      By the rules of the day, they were doing it to be malicious. How's that grab you?

      The purpose was public shame as well as protection of those who might be led astray. I'll claim both of those as the purpose of the Screwball Awards. Humor comes in third, with rebuttal to FSTDT as related to all three points. Spectators, I should add, often found these contests humorous.

      The whole premise of public shame and riposte was laid out in the article Darth linked to in which one of my guest writers and I gave all the details. You ignored it. It's time to learn that Jesus was not "sanitized for your protection".

      If I ever stop doing this sort of work, it won't be because of atheists -- it will be because of Christians like you who have incorrigible tunnel vision and have turned Jesus into Mr. Rogers.




      EDIT to add: I found your list of questions. Since they seem to be honest I'm going to prepare answers for them shortly and hope that your prior performance comes of not knowing what you should and being honest about it.
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      Re: January 2007 Screwballs

      Meanwhile, an email in line with the thread title:

      I would like to start off by excusing the following which some might view as "impertinence", but what I am about to say must be said. I believe that it is unfair for religious fanatics like yourself to go around spreading false truths. To say that Osiris copied Jesus? I think you need to do a little more homework on the subject. Did they steal Amen (Amen-Ra) too? I think you will learn that Osiris, as well as many other, triplet God myths existed in Egypt, and many other countries, before Jesus even came into existence. If you already know, shame on you. Only a close-minded religious drone could possibly take fact and turn it into romantic fiction to suit the needs of their own agenda, or Christ's (IE- I don't really think he needs your help). What about Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva? They stole it from Jesus too, huh. What a lovely coincidence. Please, before you try to become the "good shepherd" of your own flock, triple check your foundation. Thank you for your time.

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      Re: January 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding
      By the rules of the day, they were doing it to be malicious. How's that grab you?

      The purpose was public shame as well as protection of those who might be led astray. I'll claim both of those as the purpose of the Screwball Awards. Humor comes in third, with rebuttal to FSTDT as related to all three points. Spectators, I should add, often found these contests humorous.

      The whole premise of public shame and riposte was laid out in the article Darth linked to in which one of my guest writers and I gave all the details. You ignored it. It's time to learn that Jesus was not "sanitized for your protection".
      This, debatable, teaching is precisely why you are culturally irrelvant-- except among us theology eggheads, that is.

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      Quote Originally posted by Ishmael
      This, debatable, teaching is precisely why you are culturally irrelvant-- except among us theology eggheads, that is.
      It's too bad you'll never actually debate it, huh?

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      Re: January 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding
      Norm.....stop making an idiot of yourself with these gyrations.

      I watched Darth try to educate you and it was like seeing someone slip around in a room of banana peels as you hopped from one excuse to another trying to find a way that Paul, Jesus etc could call people names while golly gee, we can't.

      "Duh, Jesus knew people's hearts and minds." Oh. So knowing people's hearts and minds permits one to use names. OK. Darth points out Paul wasn't that way, didn't know people's hearts and minds. Oops, sunk that criteria, but you sure don't want to admit it, do you?
      Actually he never answered my last question.


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      Re: January 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by SpinyNorman
      Actually he never answered my last question.


      Have a wonderful day.
      I don't blame him, because you never stuck by your premise.

      If you don't want answers, but want to stick with what you believe in spite of them, good luck.

      I started a thread on this for you just in case you're actually serious or become that way.

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      Re: January 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding
      I don't blame him, because you never stuck by your premise.
      I didn't?
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      Re: January 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by SpinyNorman
      I didn't?
      Nope. You didn't. "Hearts and minds". Sound familiar?

      Now let's get busy with that thread I started, shall we?








      As an aside, if DJ wants to win so bad, why doesn't he plug himself on his own blog? That ought to earn him at least 2 more votes.

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      Re: January 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding
      DJ earns his first of 2007 for a thread titled: "The Arrogance of JP Holding and his Pied Pipers!"

      The metaphor is wrong. The pied piper is the leader. The thread title should be, "JP Holding and his Rats of Hamelin".
      The thread is interesting in that DJ's supposed moral high-ground unraveled after just a few posts. His opening post was prefaced thusly:

      Quote Originally posted by Doubting John
      It's clear to all knowledgeable people that only a person having a small understanding of the issues will argue as if those who disagree are stupid.
      Before the thread was even to its second page, he dropped this bomb on lilangelofterror:

      Quote Originally posted by Doubting John
      You don't understand the slightest of distinctions, and that reveals a certain level of ignorance that can be described as stupid.
      He stopped posting for a few pages, but then got right back into the swing of things:

      Quote Originally posted by Doubting John
      [ApologiaNick] is an ignorant person who thinks he's intelligent. In moments of frustration what would you call him?
      And if that wasn't enough, he pulls out the heavy artillery:

      Quote Originally posted by Doubting John
      No one but the ignorant would claim that I am ignorant.

      To me Nick is just like a very bad Karaoke singer but doesn't know he is one, so he continues to badly sing out his song of arguments

      Because he's handicapped, Christians here won't tell him otherwise. He's going to study to be an apologist, but he will fall flat on his face. There are a great many people in ministry who will fall flat on their faces because no one told them the truth that they should not pursue such goals. Nick is one of them. But since Christians believe God can make clay into gold they encourage him in faith, even though deep down inside they really don't believe it.

      Tell him the truth! Save him from pursuing what will be a dead end career for him.

      Nick, when you realize you don't have the brain power for being an apologist and your hopes and dreams are dashed, and possibly even your faith, remember who told you the truth. It was me. Do something else with your life, and I'm serious.
      Even his supporters in the thread stopped defending him after that one.

      So the moral of the story is, it's wrong to call your debate opponent stupid. Unless you're Doubting John. In which case it's fine. But only because everybody really is stupider than you. Got it. I think.
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      Re: January 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Darth Xena
      Maybe your RevelationS buddy will show up.
      Not to worry, Darth XenU, I'm here. Only under a different pseudonym. Did I spell 'pseudonym' to your liking?

      BTW, were you able to find anyone to refute my claims about the connections between RevelationS and Astrology?

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      Quote Originally posted by Allahim
      Not to worry, Darth XenU, I'm here. Only under a different pseudonym. Did I spell 'pseudonym' to your liking?
      Registering more than one account is also illegal.

      BTW, were you able to find anyone to refute my claims about the connections between RevelationS and Astrology?
      I'm sure we can get some help from the person who sees a connection between Midas mufflers and Greek mythology.

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      Re: January 2007 Screwballs

      Has anyone heard the Gene Cook interview with John Loftus? I only just found out that it even existed, but it costs like a buck to download it, and I'm too cheap right now to spend that kind of money without knowing if it's gonna be any good.

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      Quote Originally posted by Mountain Man

      So the moral of the story is, it's wrong to call your debate opponent stupid. Unless you're Doubting John. In which case it's fine. But only because everybody really is stupider than you. Got it. I think.
      As someone married to a woman who is legally (not totally) blind, and has a brother with Asperger's....

      I find that appalling.

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      Quote Originally posted by Tuck
      Has anyone heard the Gene Cook interview with John Loftus? I only just found out that it even existed, but it costs like a buck to download it, and I'm too cheap right now to spend that kind of money without knowing if it's gonna be any good.
      Tuck PM me your email addy.
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      Re: January 2007 Screwballs

      I've got a website nomination:

      http://www.hallvworthington.com/index.html

      They're not all bad, (but they think only the early church and the early Quakers had the True GospelTM, and that the Kingdom of God comes whenever someone becomes a Christian) so I don't nominate this wholeheartedly.

      Edit: Check that--they think Jesus still speaks audibly (from what I gathered) today, so they just started sounding a whole lot weirder. (to me, anyway)
      Last edited by Meta Knight; January 4th 2007 at 07:40 PM.

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