On anal-retentive, obsessive-compulsive, thread-moving moderators ...

[lao tzu]

I hate you all.

[themuzicman]

Is there a particular conflict you'd like to discuss?

[technomage]

Don't hate them, Taoist. Hate is so ... negative.

Think of more positive solutions ... like running through the modsquad with a chainsaw that has licorice whips for teeth.

There now. Don't you feel better?

[lao tzu]

Uh huh. I can smell that trap coming a mile away.

If I choose to "discuss" it, you'll just move the thread.

Nope, this is a rant, a distillation of pure, unadulterated anger.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

[mossrose]

[lao tzu]

Don't hate them, Taoist.

Your attempts to defuse this conflict are noted. They are also counter-productive.

Embrace the dark side, embrace it fiercely.

Or we'll be heading for the rec room faster than you can change a hated anal-retentive, obsessive-compulsive, thread moving moderator into a newt.

[lao tzu]

That's the spirit, Mossy! Let the angst flow from the innermost parts of your being.

[mossrose]

:yay:

[themuzicman]

Do I smell spam?

:bananaspam:

Is there anything we can do to help, tao?

[technomage]

Embrace the dark side, embrace it fiercely.

Well, I would--but it took me three hours (and seven stitches) to remove the teeth from this chainsaw blade and replace them with licorice whips. To fully embrace the dark side, I'd have to put the teeth back in, and you know what a pain in the neck (and the fingers) that would be.

[lao tzu]

:yay:

Do I smell spam?

That's just Justin giving OBP another turn on the barbie.

Is there anything we can do to help, tao?

Unclench your anal-retentive, obsessive-compulsive, thread-moving sphincter and let us post our venomously witty rants in peace. Just because you can't see the hate doesn't mean it's not there.

[mossrose]

[lao tzu]

Well, I would--but it took me three hours (and seven stitches) to remove the teeth from this chainsaw blade and replace them with licorice whips. To fully embrace the dark side, I'd have to put the teeth back in, and you know what a pain in the neck (and the fingers) that would be.

There's no need for that, Justin. Now we've had some disagreements in the past about the care you take with your spell-casting, but I'm willing to put that behind us.

I think the present situation is well worth the risk.

Cast away.

As soon as I'm out of range, that is.

[themuzicman]

(You have no idea how hard it is NOT to move this thread to some forum that gets like 2 posts per year... )

[lao tzu]

That's the spirit!