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  • #31
    I drank heavily prior to being legally allowed to purchase it up through my mid 20s. A friend of mine and I would buy out liquor stores of a certain wine and drink around 10 bottles a day. While I eventually slowed way down to what I drink now (I started paying too high a price in hangovers) he started drinking Jack Daniels and quickly lost his job, his wife, his car and died of a heart attack around the age of 30.

    There is a lesson in there somewhere.

    I'm always still in trouble again

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
      I've heard it's an acquired taste, so I don't even want to start. Because beer looks like urine. And I've heard that alcohol tastes yucky.
      Good beer does not look like urine.
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
        Not necessarily. Beer was definitely an acquired taste for me (and probably is for most people), but somewhat unusually, whisky wasn't. I actually liked that stuff from the first.
        Beer was an acquired taste for me as well although as you say not for everybody. I have a cousin who's oldest child would sneak up and take a drink of your beer if you didn't keep a close eye on it when he was about 3 years old! He really loved the taste.

        I'm always still in trouble again

        "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
        "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
        "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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        • #34
          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
          Beer was an acquired taste for me as well although as you say not for everybody. I have a cousin who's oldest child would sneak up and take a drink of your beer if you didn't keep a close eye on it when he was about 3 years old! He really loved the taste.
          I think there's a lesson in somewhere in there too!
          βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
          ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

          אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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          • #35
            Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
            Good beer does not look like urine.
            Recycled beer does.


            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
              Recycled beer does.


              We only give that to Thirsty Possum.
              Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

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              • #37
                Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                We only give that to Thirsty Possum.
                Who recycles it and puts it into Sparko's rum

                I'm always still in trouble again

                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                  Who recycles it and puts it into Sparko's rum
                  Source: Terry Pratchett - Hogfather

                  It's a sad and terrible thing that high-born folk really have thought that the servants would be totally fooled if spirits were put into decanters that were cunningly labelled backwards. And also throughout history the more politically conscious butler has taken it on trust, and with rather more justification, that his employers will not notice if the whisky is topped up with eniru.

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                  Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
                  1 Corinthians 16:13

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
                    I've heard it's an acquired taste, so I don't even want to start. Because beer looks like urine. And I've heard that alcohol tastes yucky.
                    Good beer does not look like urine. My favorites look more like molasses, at least in color.
                    Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
                      Good beer does not look like urine. My favorites look more like molasses, at least in color.
                      Get a bit dehydrated and your urine can be dark too.

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        Get a bit dehydrated and your urine can be dark too.
                        I've seen that, but I don't recall ever seeing beer look like that.
                        Enter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
                          Not necessarily. Beer was definitely an acquired taste for me (and probably is for most people), but somewhat unusually, whisky wasn't. I actually liked that stuff from the first.
                          Same here. I'm still not much of a beer drinker, but I liked whiskey from the first time I tried it.
                          "If you believe, take the first step, it leads to Jesus Christ. If you don't believe, take the first step all the same, for you are bidden to take it. No one wants to know about your faith or unbelief, your orders are to perform the act of obedience on the spot. Then you will find yourself in the situation where faith becomes possible and where faith exists in the true sense of the word." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer, The Cost of Discipleship

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post

                            So if you consume so much alcohol that you take your clothes off, you're drunk.
                            Tequila made her clothes fall off.

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                            • #44
                              I have a few drinks, slowly for a good celebration. The new year, a birthday, or a new baby. Once in a while my husband and I will patronize a local liquor store while the children are away and share some mixed drinks (jack and coke, a margarita, and a six pack of a decent beer but the six pack lasts for some time usually a week) but we're talking every few months. And I DO enjoy a good glass of chianti or merlot, with a rich italian dinner or a steak but I haven't had a drink in six months (I had a 2 cocktails before I fund out I was pregnant) and won't have another until after the baby comes to celebrate her birth) KG drinks one 12 oz what's called "near beer" or 3.5 percent alcohol every 2 weeks. Yup were hard drinkers here.....
                              A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
                              George Bernard Shaw

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