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September 2nd 2003, 12:33 PM #1
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Great Spam Quotes in History
Purpose: To provide incontrovertible evidence that the great leaders and thinkers of the past engaged in the art and science of SPAM
The only rule: The post must contain a quote from a great leader or thinker (real or fictional. I don’t care) and the quotes most include plenty of SPAM
Example:
"Never say that SPAM has more of joy than pain"
Euripides, Alcestsis 438 B.C."One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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September 2nd 2003, 12:34 PM #2
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Male - ChristianIn the Beginning, God created
God... ? BCI may not yet be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common... Stephen Donaldson - Author of my favorite series (The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant)
S'cuse me... oops, I'm sorry... I didn't see your sign - Bill Engvall
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September 2nd 2003, 12:35 PM #3
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"Nobly to
, or else nobly to die, befits proud birth"
Sophocles (495-406 B.C.)"One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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September 2nd 2003, 12:36 PM #4
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"But it does
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Galileo Galilei 1564-1642 A.D."One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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September 2nd 2003, 12:39 PM #5
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"Here I
; I can do no other. God help me. Amen"
Martin Luther, April 18, 1521"One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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September 2nd 2003, 12:41 PM #6
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"Mankind must put an end to
or will put an end to mankind"
JFK Sept. 25, 1961"One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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September 2nd 2003, 12:43 PM #7
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"You can do anything you want to do,
But, honey, don't step on my blue shoes"
Carl Perkins, Blue Shoes
"One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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September 2nd 2003, 12:44 PM #8
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"We are a SPAMMING species and the use of our SPAM quite properly gives us pleasure.
Carl Sagan, 1979Last edited by theology dude; September 2nd 2003 at 12:51 PM.
"One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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September 2nd 2003, 12:50 PM #9
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"He hates this
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"More in there"
"Stay away from the"
Nathan R. Johnson, aka The Jerk, inventor of the opti-grab"One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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September 2nd 2003, 12:57 PM #10
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I have but one
to give my country
THAT can never be said here!The value and naturalness of homosexuality must be as scientifically clear as the fact that the earth is round. Then the acceptance of homosexuality will not crumble when the political pendulum next swings - Joan Roughgarden
A society that believes the body is somehow diseased, painful, sinful or wrong is going to create social institutions that wreak destruction on the body of the earth itself - Paula Gunn Allen
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September 2nd 2003, 12:57 PM #11
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I am surprised no one has mentioned Descartes's famous saying:
- I'm pink, therefore I'm spam.
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September 2nd 2003, 12:59 PM #12
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"Ask not what your
can do for you,
but what you can do for your"
JFK"One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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September 2nd 2003, 01:01 PM #13
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"Ich bin ein
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JFK"One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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September 2nd 2003, 01:03 PM #14
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For Baxter:
"One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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September 2nd 2003, 01:06 PM #15
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“Houston, Tranquility Base, the
has landed”
Apollo 11, First on the Moon
"One who leaves no room for the utter unseriousness of theology will not be taken seriously in speaking of God. That is why the study of God is best understood from within a caring community that laughs a little at its own somber efforts" Thomas C. Oden, "On Theo-Comic Perception"
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