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  • #31
    Originally posted by Littlejoe View Post
    There are a lot of candidates for worst I would think...Everybody love Raymond would have to be up there...Friends, Seinfeld...
    Not even close. Teen Moms, Jersey Shore, the Bachelor/Bachelorette, Toddlers and Tiaras...tight competition for the 'honor' of worst.
    I'm not here anymore.

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    • #32
      I was watching Justified last night. I'm in great shape. The bad guys will probably be killed in a lot of different ways by lots of rednecks.
      I'm not here anymore.

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      • #33
        How is too cute? Puppies and kittens can't rescue you, can they? My 2 yr old niece likes to watch the kittens.
        If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Carrikature View Post
          Not even close. Teen Moms, Jersey Shore, the Bachelor/Bachelorette, Toddlers and Tiaras...tight competition for the 'honor' of worst.
          Honey Boo Boo and her mom to the rescue!

          When I got lunch this morning they had that guy who has the show where they do the paternity tests (can't think of his name right off hand) on TV in the cafeteria. Some woman was now having the 15th man checked to see if he was her baby's daddy.

          I can imagine that my chances would not be pretty poor if my rescue depended on her.

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #35
            Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
            When I got lunch this morning they had that guy who has the show where they do the paternity tests (can't think of his name right off hand) on TV in the cafeteria. Some woman was now having the 15th man checked to see if he was her baby's daddy.

            I can imagine that my chances would not be pretty poor if my rescue depended on her.
            I'm guessing that if you offered sex afterward, you'd be in good shape.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
              I'm guessing that if you offered sex afterward, you'd be in good shape.

              Right now most of the swelling is gone in my calf but it is still sore so I would likely hobble at a brisk pace in the opposite direction.

              I'm always still in trouble again

              "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
              "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
              "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Carrikature View Post
                Not even close. Teen Moms, Jersey Shore, the Bachelor/Bachelorette, Toddlers and Tiaras...tight competition for the 'honor' of worst.
                Ok, you're right there is a LOT of competition...
                "What has the Church gained if it is popular, but there is no conviction, no repentance, no power?" - A.W. Tozer

                "... there are two parties in Washington, the stupid party and the evil party, who occasionally get together and do something both stupid and evil, and this is called bipartisanship." - Everett Dirksen

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
                  I'm guessing that if you offered sex afterward, you'd be in good shape.

                  From the sound of it, she's not that desperate.
                  I'm not here anymore.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Carrikature View Post
                    From the sound of it, she's not that desperate.
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                    Oh dear me. I slipped. Sorry 'bout that.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Littlejoe View Post
                      Read the Meme closely...it's not who do you WANT to come rescue you.

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                      Mine was Everybody Love Raymond....so, no hope for me...

                      I'm going to miss you guys...
                      Sheldon Cooper, maybe.

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                      • #41
                        The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer.

                        If it doesn't go well, at least I'll get good coverage, with lots of debate from the talking heads.
                        Middle-of-the-road swing voter. Feel free to sway my opinion.

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                        • #42
                          Kenshiro from fist of the north star.
                          Omae wa mo shindeiru.
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                          • #43
                            Ash Ketchum, Misty, and Brock from Pokemon.

                            Well, could be worse.
                            "The man from the yacht thought he was the first to find England; I thought I was the first to find Europe. I did try to found a heresy of my own; and when I had put the last touches to it, I discovered that it was orthodoxy."
                            GK Chesterton; Orthodoxy

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                            • #44
                              So wait does anybody onow who Kenshiro is besides me?
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                              • #45
                                John Taffer from "Bar Rescue"

                                he will probably yell at me a lot, then build me a new house.

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