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      Drunkeness by hand sanitizer

      Anyone heard of this before? http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/sanitizer.asp

      I just recieved an email from my brother about this and was shocked. Thinking about it though, it makes sense. My kids are past the stage of tasting inedible stuff off their hands, I hope, but still could see tweens and teens using it in a manor they shouldn't.

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      Re: Drunkeness by hand sanitizer

      Well, what type of alcohol is in the hand sanitizer?

      Never mind, I have some... I'll go look.

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      Re: Drunkeness by hand sanitizer

      Holy buttocks, it's 62% ethanol! That'll knock out even a pirate lad or lassie. :aah:

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      Re: Drunkeness by hand sanitizer

      Toddlers misbahaving on your long road trip? Buy some bubble gum flavored hand sanitizer.........


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      Re: Drunkeness by hand sanitizer

      Not only is (usually watered down and flavoured so it's more palatable) hand sanitizer very very potent, but look out for your Listerine or other mouthwashes, folks. The alcohol content there's pretty crazy, too!
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      Re: Drunkeness by hand sanitizer

      I once kissed a girl that had the stomach flu, so I tried a little hand sanitizer on my tongue. Even with just a little bit I thought there was going to be a hole burned in my tongue. I can't imagine drinking enough to get drunk.

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      Re: Drunkeness by hand sanitizer

      Quote Originally posted by Philosophickle View Post
      I once kissed a girl that had the stomach flu, so I tried a little hand sanitizer on my tongue. Even with just a little bit I thought there was going to be a hole burned in my tongue. I can't imagine drinking enough to get drunk.
      you know you're desperate, and out of toothpaste when...
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      Quote Originally posted by Storico View Post
      you know you're desperate, and out of toothpaste when...
      Sorry I didn't bring toothpaste to church with me...

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      Re: Drunkeness by hand sanitizer

      Quote Originally posted by Philosophickle View Post
      Sorry I didn't bring toothpaste to church with me...
      You were kissing a girl at church? To the point where you needed sanitizer on your TONGUE? Even better!
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