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June 30th 2007, 09:05 PM #1
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Male - ChristianDon't laugh as a hearse goes by, for you may be the next to die
Living so free is a tragedy
When you can't be what you want to be
Living so free is a tragedy
When you can't see what you need to see
-- Powerman 5000, "Free"
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June 30th 2007, 09:07 PM #2
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Female - ChristianRe: Don't laugh as a hearse goes by, for you may be the next to die
Another joins the Pixie Alliance TM.
Love is not blind; that is the last thing it is. Love is bound; and the more it is bound the less it is blind. GK Chesterton, Orthodoxy
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June 30th 2007, 09:12 PM #3
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Male - ChristianRe: Don't laugh as a hearse goes by, for you may be the next to die
tweb needs to be culled...
*releases a plague of trolls*
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Living so free is a tragedy
When you can't be what you want to be
Living so free is a tragedy
When you can't see what you need to see
-- Powerman 5000, "Free"
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June 30th 2007, 09:20 PM #4
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Male - ChristianRe: Don't laugh as a hearse goes by, for you may be the next to die
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.Living so free is a tragedy
When you can't be what you want to be
Living so free is a tragedy
When you can't see what you need to see
-- Powerman 5000, "Free"
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June 30th 2007, 09:21 PM #5
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Male - ChristianRe: Don't laugh as a hearse goes by, for you may be the next to die
Walking home after a Halloween party, two young men decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery for a thrill. They both stopped abruptly when they heard a mysterious tap-tap-tapping noise in the shadows. Their eyes grew large until the mist cleared and they saw an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping at one of the headstones.
"Geez, mister!" one of them exclaimed. "You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
The old man replied angrily, "Those darn fools misspelled my name!"Living so free is a tragedy
When you can't be what you want to be
Living so free is a tragedy
When you can't see what you need to see
-- Powerman 5000, "Free"
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June 30th 2007, 09:32 PM #6
Preach it, Brother Paul!
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Male - ChristianRe: Don't laugh as a hearse goes by, for you may be the next to die
Originally posted by lilAngelofDeath
"If God has given [his people] such joy now, joy in their faith, in their hope, in love, in the truth of his scriptures, what kind of joy is he preparing for them at the end? If he feeds them like this on the journey, how will he feast them in their homeland?"--Augustine of Hippo
"It cannot be that the people should grow in grace unless they give themselves to reading. A reading people will always be a knowing people."--John Wesley
"Wherever men are still theological there is still some chance of their being logical."--G. K. Chesterton
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June 30th 2007, 11:15 PM #7
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Male - ChristianRe: Don't laugh as a hearse goes by, for you may be the next to die
Hee hee, dead people!
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