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  November 4th 2009 , 09:43 PM
 
 
 
 
Sea of red is getting in on the act. He stepped up to defend the video I posted earlier:

When I challenged him to defend his assertion that the criticism presented in the video was "spot on", he waffled for several posts before finally admitting:

Which begs the question, on what basis did he declare the video "spot on"?
Isn't Reddy usually one of the Smart Skeptics around here though?

 
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  November 4th 2009 , 10:38 PM
 
 
 
 
NormATive on religion:

It is my opinion that this pervasive attitude of "correct religion" is the only thing holding the human race back from the next evolutionary step.

I'm beginning to wonder if we will ever get there!

I can dance with the Jews, genuflect with the Muslims, dunk with the Baptists, and whirl with the Dervishes!

We are all bozos on this bus we call Earth, so why should my silly routine be better than yours. BTW, your bozo nose is shinier!



I'm calling out Norm specifically, but the whole thread's a hoot.

 
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  November 6th 2009 , 09:58 AM
 
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Isn't Reddy usually one of the Smart Skeptics around here though?
Based on his escapades in that thread, I'm inclined to say no. He went several rounds with me defending the video as a "spot on" refutation of Christianity, but when I kept pressing him and he finally found his back against the wall, he admitted that he actually doesn't know that much about Christianity at all and was basing his opinion of the video on what he's "heard" or some nonsense like that.

He might be an intelligent guy, but he ended up looking like an idiot in that exchange.

 
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  November 6th 2009 , 10:36 AM
 
 
 
 
Sinaiticism gets his feelings hurt:

And for some they look at the way they were beat down. If one uses demeaning and belittling tactics to get their point across then it goes further to show of what character and integrity one is lacking rather than their wisdom and knowledge of the truth. Their point becomes a mute-point as it is of no meaning or interest to the one receiving it, even if it made sense to begin with. They themselves are viewed as the wolf with a voracious appetite to do harm to another by spewing detrimental remarks toward them personally, and toward their belief system, instead of showing proof or evidence scripturally to combat their misunderstandings and misconceptions. They instead show their lack of couth and social skills when dealing with others in such situations. They lack in the proper education and upbringing of a civil and just society. Just because one cannot sway them to their way of thinking doesn’t mean that one should stoop to the level of a school yard bully and act as a complete moronic derriere. I was raised southern baptist and what I remember of those years wasn’t like this at all but was more of people speaking to others with love and compassion. Not ridicule, hate, guile, and disgusting comments about them personally or of their own beliefs and understandings. Though I have to admit that since then, and throughout my path I took seeking truth, I have seen allot where christianity has changed and become more and more like the mentality we see here. Physiologically I see no difference than the mentality of bigotry and racism involved here as was the mentality of the 50’s and 60’s. I suppose what is said of history tends to repeat itself is true. One can disagree with another and not push these attributes to the forefront. It is a choice that one makes once they have the social skills to employ. This is very lacking within this forum as it is with many others around the world. Not to just place such things directly on the head of this forum as it is also something that thrives in everyday life. We see it on the news day after day with all the fighting and wars around the globe. I guess I really shouldn’t even complain about it as I know it falls on deaf ears and has little to no effect on anyone. It is written that many will be given over to a reprobate mind to go after their own lust, their own thoughts, their own feelings above and beyond that of the wants and wishes of Elohim. They will make every sin, and abomination, right in their own eyes and will also worship that of the created over the Creator. It has all been foretold and will all come into being as it is here today without any discourse or obstacle. There is nothing that will sway these judgments that have already been enforced from the beginning and will proceed until the end. It is prophecy in action today and there is nothing we can, nor ought to, do with it because it is part of the grand plan and scheme of things from the great architect of all existence. Why should I stand in the way of his great providence in trying to correct something that is well meant to be in the course of his creation? I shouldn’t, and therefore ask for your forgiveness in this my sin against you and others here. Have your ways with each other and do as you see fit. I will no longer care to say another word again as to your actions and perversions toward one another. Enjoy it while you can. For there will be a time and a day that even this will be as the dust and the dirt of time as we all find ourselves in sheol awaiting that day and that hour of our judgment. Then will we see all that has been and that which has been written down in that book of remembrance which in concert with the other two books will stand as witness as to whether we will receive that beatific vision of immortality or the sure and swift destruction of the fire that awaits in that lake which burnith with sulfur and brimstone. I now take my leave from this discussion and only now hope and pray that Yah’s will and plan will come quickly and swiftly for the sake of those of the righteous to be able to enjoy one another and gather close to that of the warmth and brightness that my Father Yah has so gracefully bestowed upon me and that is His son, and my Master and King, Yahshua Ha Moshiach Ben Daweed.



You lack couth, JP. For shame!

 
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Jaecp earns a nomination in the "Irony so perfect, it almost qualifies as art" department:


Oh yeah, Jaecp likes to rack up the screwballs. He even contradicted himself in a post in response to me. Just look at this.

Originally posted by Jaecp
So we've got where its technically correct to say the bible is one book. We've also got where is technically correct to say its 66. We've got it where its technically accurate to say 66 sources, yet we can also be technically accurate by claiming it is 40 sources going by author.
In this case he is even admitting that I am right and that I can call the Bible 66 different sources.

and then he posts this bit of idiocy

Originally posted by Jaecp
He wrote multiple letters, but his works are still only a single source, a single take, on christianity.


So now he is saying that Paul's letters can ONLY be a single source. Contradict much?

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I nominate John R. Franke for saying this in his book:

"Put another way, the goal of reading the Bible is not the attempt to identify and codify the true meaning of the text in a series of systematically arranged assertions that then function as the only proper interpretive grid through which we read the Bible. Such an approach is characteristic among those who hold particular approaches to theology and hermeneutics in an absolutist fashion and claim that such procedures will lead to the arrival of the one true and proper conception of doctrine contained in Scripture. The danger here is that such a procedure can hinder our ability to read the text and listen to the speaking of the Spirit in new ways."
http://www.crosswalk.com/news/commentary/11610732/

GASP! We sure wouldn't want to arrive at at an absolutist conclusion!

 
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Oh yeah, Jaecp likes to rack up the screwballs.
I wonder if he is still thinking about writing a book. He brought that up around a couple of months ago.

 
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You lack couth, JP. For shame!
I'll reply to that after I finish licking the buffalo wing sauce off my fingers.

And off the keyboard too. Dangit!

 
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Reader sends this and comments...

The guy that made this video (a man who seems to have some anger issues in addition to obvious mental health issues) thinks he is Elijah and that he is fulfilling the prophecy of Malachi 4:5! He also believes he is the "restrainer" of 2 Thess 2 and that when he is "taken out of the way" America will be destroyed by fire.


I first came across this guy when I found one of the comments he had left on someone else's video. The comment he left was: "I am the restrainer. Elijah in the flesh is Michael in spirit. Sent to return the hearts of the fathers to their children and the hearts of the children to their fathers. I am he who believes John 1:12 with the faith that is not found among men. I am who I am. As for the maker of this message (video), be happy because it's a miracle of God that the truth of my identity was revealed to you. You are reading from an apostate bible. Nevertheless, I am being made known in my time. The time is now."


This, of course, struck me as more than a little weird, so I asked him whether I was understanding him correctly and was he really saying that he was Elijah. His response: "Yes I am and very soon the entire world shall see it and fear God in heaven. For God is not a liar and He has indeed sent me to explain all the mysteries of the bible. In the near future I will explain all things. Keep watch and prepare for yourself treasure in heaven by obeying Christ." Finally, I asked him if he thought he was the "restrainer." His response: "Yes. For as in the days of Lot so it is today. And until I am taken out of the way America shall not be destroyed by fire. Look at my profile, visit my website and read. These are the last days. When I am done declaring righteous judgment upon the apostate "church", then shall my two witnesses declare righteous judgment upon those who dwell upon the earth." I seriously hope this guy gets some help.


 
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Yo Dunce!TM has returned from his second banishment with a fresh dose of stupid.
Well, Dipstick, since that contradiction could not be refuted, how about another one?

1st STATEMENT: "And the Lord God said, it is not good that a man should be alone, I will make a help meet for him." Gen 2:18

2nd STATEMENT: "Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be of one flesh." Gen 2:24

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Hey Fort Hood, you're a very important event and ima let you finish but I'd just like to say that Joe Medicine Crow is the best congressional medal of honor winner evah!

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Since one of my friends lost a friend in Fort Hood, I think Obama should receive a Platinum screwball for such a lousy speech.

 
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Nancy Pelosi and all of those pukes should be sent to the land of the sand dunes WITHOUT any armed support.

Traitors, traitors, traitors...

Oh and by the way, I used to live near Fort Hood and the fact that this occured was just damn creepy.

 
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  November 7th 2009 , 04:40 PM
 
 
 
 
hey guys, I heard somewhere that the Rational Response Squad was back?

Is this true???

If so, I can't wait to see more of their "brilliant" and "rational" refutations of Christianity.

I was almost de-converted when they argued that Josephus doesn't count as evidence for the historicity of Christ because Josephus wasn't a contemporary of Jesus.

 
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I'd like to argue to one of them that Jesus wasn't a contemporary of Jesus and see what they say.

 
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