Or, as my buddy Jesse says--
"Floor cards don't work for everyone. Sometimes you gotta use a pop-up book."

Do you really expect a point because I didn't explicitly cover equivocating over the term 'show'?

Did I or did I not say "I would like to see it"? Does that help any? ("Help" being a matter of perspective and objective, in a context where one party is seeking to make things as clear as possible and half a dozen are opposed.)
No, it doesn't help me. If you don't want to a description/explanation/definition of the theory, then changing "show" to "see" isn't progress. You want me to "show" it to you so you can "see" it? Here you go:
"The Theory of Evolution"