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    Dog owners are much happier than cat owners, survey finds

    But when you break the data down by pet type – cats, dogs or both – a stunning divide emerges: Dog owners are about twice as likely as cat owners to say they’re very happy, with people owning both falling somewhere in between.

    Dog people, in other words, are slightly happier than those without any pets. Those in the cat camp, on the other hand, are significantly less happy than the pet-less. And having both appears to cancel each other out happiness-wise. (Since someone’s bound to ask, it isn’t possible to do this same type of analysis for say, rabbit owners or lizard owners or fish owners, since there aren’t enough of those folks in the survey to make a statistically valid sample).

    https://www.pressherald.com/2019/04/...-survey-finds/
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    Originally posted by seer View Post



    Dog owners are much happier than cat owners, survey finds

    But when you break the data down by pet type – cats, dogs or both – a stunning divide emerges: Dog owners are about twice as likely as cat owners to say they’re very happy, with people owning both falling somewhere in between.

    Dog people, in other words, are slightly happier than those without any pets. Those in the cat camp, on the other hand, are significantly less happy than the pet-less. And having both appears to cancel each other out happiness-wise. (Since someone’s bound to ask, it isn’t possible to do this same type of analysis for say, rabbit owners or lizard owners or fish owners, since there aren’t enough of those folks in the survey to make a statistically valid sample).

    https://www.pressherald.com/2019/04/...-survey-finds/
    They only think they're happier. It's just that they pick up the goofy, stinky, gallumphing, knocking-small-children-down-as-they-beeline-for-their-food-dish behaviour of their dogs.


    Some dog owners even start to look like their dogs. This guy sure doesn't look happy.

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    Cat owners, on the other hand, take on their feline companions' characteristics of serenity, peaceful enjoyment of their surroundings, cleanliness, and the ability to look on the people around them as lesser, necessary evils.

    And, frankly, it's the dogs who drool.


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    • #3
      There is no such thing as a cat owner.

      Cats fool people into becoming their servants.
      The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mossrose View Post

        It's just that they pick up the goofy, stinky, gallumphing, knocking-small-children-down-as-they-beeline-for-their-food-dish behaviour of their dogs.
        Yeah cat's don't need a reason for being a jerk because they just are






        As for stinky... Two words: litter box

        Originally posted by mossrose View Post
        And, frankly, it's the dogs who drool.
        And cats that cough up a hairball on your bed, couch or antique rug.
        Last edited by rogue06; 04-06-2019, 01:48 PM.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
          Yeah cat's don't need a reason for being a jerk because they just are





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          As for stinky... Two words: litter box


          And cats that cough up a hairball on your bed, couch or antique rug.
          Haters gotta hate.


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          • #6
            Originally posted by mossrose View Post
            Haters gotta hate.
            So that explains your post

            I'm always still in trouble again

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            • #7
              I didn't say I hate dogs.

              I just like cats better.


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              • #8
                Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                I just like cats better.
                I hear there is medication for that...
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                  Originally posted by seer View Post
                  I hear there is medication for that...
                  The dog ate it.



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                  • #10
                    Intelligent people also are more likely to report being unhappy. Just saying... connect the dots...

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                    • #11
                      I can say I am much happier since I got my puppy! He makes me laugh every day.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                        I can say I am much happier since I got my puppy! He makes me laugh every day.
                        See if you got a cat you would be more miserable everyday... Good choice...
                        Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

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                        • #13
                          Adopt Pinky. Click picture to play.


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                          • #14
                            Who else instantly realized that letting the cat get between your spread legs was not going to go well?

                            I'm always still in trouble again

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              Who else instantly realized that letting the cat get between your spread legs was not going to go well?
                              When cats panic, it's usually best to just let go.
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