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  • Originally posted by Sparko View Post
    A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

    The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

    She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"

    "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."

    The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."

    "I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"

    "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
    That can't be! The ground elevation at those coordinates is only 2,225 feet orthometric height, North American Vertical Datum 1988.
    Mertzon TX.jpg
    Last edited by Faber; 08-06-2018, 02:41 PM.
    When I Survey....

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    • Originally posted by Faber View Post
      That can't be! The ground elevation at those coordinates is only 2,225 feet orthometric height, North American Vertical Datum 1988.
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      OK I fixed the joke. But where is the water? There is supposed to be a water!

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      • All I can see is corn.


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        • Originally posted by mossrose View Post
          All I can see is corn.
          On nose! mossy has been whisked off to the cornfield!

          I'm always still in trouble again

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          • What water?
            Mertzon TX 2.jpg
            That's why we don't call it sea level anymore.
            When I Survey....

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            • 38670988_10215565534324253_4652032962680848384_n.jpg
              Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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              • Originally posted by Faber View Post
                What water?
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                That's why we don't call it sea level anymore.
                The guy was in a boat when the balloon passed over. Most people use boats on water.

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                • Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                  The guy was in a boat when the balloon passed over. Most people use boats on water.
                  Says the permanently dry-docked pirate.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                    Says the permanently dry-docked pirate.
                    There is a river less than a mile from me!

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                    • Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                      There is a river less than a mile from me!
                      Which would explain why you keep falling into it on your way home from the bar.
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                      • Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                        There is a river less than a mile from me!


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                        • Universal health care for animals!



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                          • Originally posted by mossrose View Post
                            Universal health care for animals!

                            That's hilarious. you should post it on facebook.

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                            • Done.


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                              • 38632592_2009169162454643_8855068996265836544_n.jpg
                                Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

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