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911: 911, what is your emergency?
Caller: Um, yes <loud noise heard in background> would you please send a police officer to nicely ask the legally challenged person <loud bang> who is firing, oops, sorry, discharging an explosive accelerant device into my front door <loud bang> to please desist and seek other accommodations?
911: Do you need a Adult Intervention Officer or a Aged Challenged Intervention Officer?
Caller: Um, I think Adult.
911: Are you sure?
Caller: <crashing noise in background> Well, he started discharging the device so I didn't see him very well... <loud bang>
911: Well, we can't send anyone without knowing what age appropriate officer to send. We also need to know the preferred gender of the law involved individual.
Caller: <screams> <loud bang> <indistinct noises>
911: Person?
Caller: (Different voice) Hey, can I get a large pizza with sausage?
911: Oh, certainly Sir, Ma'am or other. Would you like extra cheese?"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
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Originally posted by Teallaura View Post911: 911, what is your emergency?
Caller: Um, yes <loud noise heard in background> would you please send a police officer to nicely ask the legally challenged person <loud bang> who is firing, oops, sorry, discharging an explosive accelerant device into my front door <loud bang> to please desist and seek other accommodations?
911: Do you need a Adult Intervention Officer or a Aged Challenged Intervention Officer?
Caller: Um, I think Adult.
911: Are you sure?
Caller: <crashing noise in background> Well, he started discharging the device so I didn't see him very well... <loud bang>
911: Well, we can't send anyone without knowing what age appropriate officer to send. We also need to know the preferred gender of the law involved individual.
Caller: <screams> <loud bang> <indistinct noises>
911: Person?
Caller: (Different voice) Hey, can I get a large pizza with sausage?
911:Oh, certainly Sir, Ma'am or other. Would you like extra cheese?
I hope I don't offend you but I cannot condone the consumption of meat products but could I interest you in an abortion?
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Originally posted by Christianbookworm View PostHow about naughty persons that just made a mistake?
I'm always still in trouble again
"You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
"Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
"Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman
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Originally posted by Sparko View PostAnd to think, we once thought that "1984" was just a science fiction novel. He was just a bit early on the timing prediction.
"Justice involved person" sounds like a name for someone who works in the courts, not someone who is sentenced by them.
What are they going to call their homeless? "Asphalt Involved Persons?"Some may call me foolish, and some may call me odd
But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of man
Than a fool in the eyes of God
From "Fools Gold" by Petra
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Justice-Involved IndividualsBeyond the Box
Increasing Access to Higher Education for Justice Involved Individuals
Purpose of This Guide
Today, an estimated 70 million Americans have been involved with the criminal justice system. Data show plainly that people of color are more likely to come in contact with the justice system due, in part, to punitive school disciplinary policies that disproportionately impact certain student groups and racial profiling.
There is also growing recognition that successful reintegration back into our society for justice-involved individuals benefits those individuals, their families, and our communities. Research also shows that education can be a powerful pathway for justice-involved individuals to transition out of prison back into the classroom or the workforce, and cuts the likelihood of returning to prison within three years by over 40 percent.
With this context, it is critical to ensure that gateways to higher education, such as admissions practices, do not disproportionately disadvantage justice-involved individuals who have already served their time. Criminal justice information (CJI), for instance, has been shown to deter potentially well qualified applicants from applying for, and enrolling in, the postsecondary education and training that economists predict is critical to meaningful reentry and labor market success.The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.
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Originally posted by Sparko View PostSo shouldn't the democrats call White Supremacists "Melanin deficient promoters of biological diversity?"Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostAtheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s
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Originally posted by seer View PostSo this started under Obama, what a shock!The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.
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Originally posted by One Bad Pig View PostWell, except for the niggling detail that the melanin deficient folks in question are promoting biological uniformity.
You have to, um, tweak, various definitions when you play the PC game.
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Originally posted by Sparko View PostNo they want to "diversify" -- to separate and distribute the other races to other localities.
You have to, um, tweak, various definitions when you play the PC game.Veritas vos Liberabit<>< Learn Greek <>< Look here for an Orthodox Church in America<><Ancient Faith Radio
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I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist
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Originally posted by One Bad Pig View PostOh, definition a la carpe."He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot
"Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman
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