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  April 30th 2008 , 03:23 PM
 
 
 
 
 
I may not be around in the morning. Submit here when it is May in your area.

 
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Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.
 
 
 
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  April 30th 2008 , 10:13 PM
 
 
 
 
John Loftus. Oh wait. That's already assumed.

Michael Wright. He's got a link to my blog saying "how stupid can Christians get?" Meanwhile, he posted on TBT's parody blog and thought he was talking to the real author of DJ's book while asking how stupid can Christians get.

I've invited him to come here.

 
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Ikkyu for this crap...
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James 4:17
17Anyone, then, who knows the good he ought to do and doesn't do it, sins.

It seems that God would be committing the sin of omission by not doing "the good he ought to do" i.e. helping his suffering children as they are starved, raped, and murdered.

He has the power to help.....but chooses not to.

 
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"I would join countless numbers of evangelical Protestants and say I have come to know Christ with fulfilling and life-changing effects and daily witness His grace and leadership in my life. But just because God in His grace and mercy has met us where we are and adapted Himself to our unique cultural and religious circumstances in no way means He has abandoned His original plan. God does not contradict Himself. Truth is intolerant, and truth is found in the Church’s living and Holy Tradition. It is my growing conviction that only a strong living Tradition can protect us from the corrosive and destructive forces of modern life, the insidious and deceptive effects of modern pluralism, and the disheartening and confusing proliferation of religious opinions...What are we to do with this "cloud of witnesses," this Holy Tradition through which they live and speak with such clarity and certitude? Well, for me there seems to be only one logical response. I must turn to the Church and its sacred Tradition; I must listen humbly and be instructed. I cannot let God’s marvelous blessings of the past blind me to what I have missed or deter me from that to which He would lead me still. I must return home to Orthodoxy." Rev. Dorraine S. Snogren, The Road That Leads Home
 
 
 
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I think he might have misunderstood that biblical passage...

 
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John Loftus. Oh wait. That's already assumed.

Michael Wright. He's got a link to my blog saying "how stupid can Christians get?" Meanwhile, he posted on TBT's parody blog and thought he was talking to the real author of DJ's book while asking how stupid can Christians get.

I've invited him to come here.
And Look who's here.

Man, I can't wait to blast this guy...

 
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Yup. Mike Wright:

Just as a predicted - everyone looks at my blog, realises how intelligent it is and runs a mile
Graeme Jones' cuz is here. I'll see if there's anything on his blarg in my area of interest and start a challenge thread if so.

 
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Yup. Mike Wright:

Graeme Jones' cuz is here. I'll see if there's anything on his blarg in my area of interest and start a challenge thread if so.

 
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I see Nick beat me to it.

 
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Hokey smokes...

http://theintelligentzone.blogspot.c...elieve-in.html

Considering how important the resurrection of jebus is to xians it gets mentioned once in the whole bible. That being the end of mark's gospel. But it gets worse for them. The end of mark's gospel is considered to be a fake. So basically nowhere in the bible did it say that jebus rose from the dead. No only is there no evidence for the resurrection but their bible doesn't even teach about it.


http://theintelligentzone.blogspot.c...logy-from.html

I was watching Indiana Jones yesterday and although I realise that archaeologists don't really spend all their time running around old tombs I think we can learn more about biblical archaeology from these films than we might at first realise. Indiana Jones hears about these things and goes off to looks for them and of course finds them - that's how archaeology works. But suppose that he didn't find the hold grail or the ark of the covenant? What would he conclude then? Well obviously that these things don't exist. So if the bible is true what happened to the hold grail or the ark of the covenant? Did the first xians clumsily loose it? Have they been found and lost in the back of some warehouse? Or did jebus not exist? I know which option I'll put my money on.

Now if archaeologists discovered the ark of the covenant and everyone died who saw it xians might start to have something in the way of evidence.


http://theintelligentzone.blogspot.c...-religion.html

We all know that religion causes wars, violence etc however how do we prove this? Well one trick I've always found works in debates (often stumps people and makes them resort to ad homin attacks) is referring them to Imagine by John Lennon. He is famous and has a lot of respect so his analysis of the situation should win anyone over
http://theintelligentzone.blogspot.c...-loose-it.html

Nobody seems to be using my blog and posting intelligent comments. If you want me to keep on bringing amazing arguments to the web and showing xians rationality then please vote on the poll at the side and leave comments on the posts (you know 'i wish i could come with arguments that good' or 'i was an xian before reading your blog but now i've lost my faith) Otherwise it seems a bit pointless me writing such good posts only for nobody to read them Now maybe there are lots of people reading this blog who are just to shy to comment on anything so don't be shy.


http://theintelligentzone.blogspot.c...cses-that.html

Several years ago i was explaining to an xian how their illogical belief in the trinity was stolen from plato. They asked me for evidence for this and so after some quick googling I found a reputable historian called Kersey Graves. Did they accept it? No. They ridiculed me and called my source stupid (as you do when you know you've lost a debate) Then more recently I get the xians who tell me hat zeitgeist the movie or wikipedias aren't reliable sources. There really is a worring trend amongst xians to just dismiss my sources as invalid.

So what do xians use as their source? The bible. You know, that book full of talking donkeys, errors and contradictions. Nuff said. Give me kersey graves and wikipedia any day.


Let me put it this way....if it isn't a parody, he's too stupid for me to deal with.

And it also is an automatic Platinum nominee if real....but I'm thinking it isn't.

Whilst I was doing my usual trick of browsing Youtube for new arguments I came across this which shows that Jesus was never crucified.

 
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If you spend your time responding to that guy, you'll be responding to a parody. Seriously.

But what a parody!

 
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If you spend your time responding to that guy, you'll be responding to a parody. Seriously.

But what a pardoy!
I dunno, Rando... I've encountered people like this IRL... and they were Genuine Articles, too!

 
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If you want to reply, go ahead have fun! Just know the egg's gonna be on you in the end.

 
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you'll the one who debated johnlarmstrong and lost on the existence of a historical jesus huh
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you'll the one who debated johnlarmstrong and lost on the existence of a historical jesus huh
you know you can try with me
John Armpit went home in traction, sonny boy. Are you a parody too?

 
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