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  September 30th 2008 , 04:13 PM
 
 
 
 
 
Ready now for you folks in the other hemisphere.....let's see....


1) Spitball.


Add more.

 
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  September 30th 2008 , 04:28 PM
 
 
 
 
FIRST POST!!!

I nominate the court for renaming you Robert Turkel.

 
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  September 30th 2008 , 05:00 PM
 
 
 
 
FIRST POST!!!

I nominate the court for renaming you Robert Turkel.


You mean the first one 40 years ago? Wasn't their fault. Blame my grandmother.

 
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Obama worship music. Literally:

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You mean the first one 40 years ago? Wasn't their fault. Blame my grandmother.
Okay I nominate your grandmother instead.

I also nominate John Goddard for his PM to me:

I am a heretic to Trinitarians, that's why I have to identify Christian (other).

Arianism is God created a lesser god as the Son, that isn't exactly monotheism, nor my position.

My interpretation of the Bible is that Jesus was born 100% human, given power by God, and now rules over us as God -- we have to obey him same as we do God. But he is not born a God.

I tried to accept Trinity for years and just can't, after a lot of reading, my interpretation works best for me. Maybe not anyone else.
I'll be praying for this guy.

Finally I nominate Darth Xena for saying my avatar looks like a bad drawing

that's an AWESOME drawing.

 
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Okay I nominate your grandmother instead.

I also nominate John Goddard for his PM to me:



I'll be praying for this guy.

Finally I nominate Darth Xena for saying my avatar looks like a bad drawing

that's an AWESOME drawing.
EDIT: John followed up with this
I guess join in the Trinity thread if you want and we can talk more there. All I see in John 1is personification of attributes as a metaphor, with Jesus receiving the Spirit at baptism and preaching God's Word perfectly, so that it was made flesh perfectly in a man.

 
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  September 30th 2008 , 07:09 PM
 
 
 
 
Okay I nominate your grandmother instead.

I also nominate John Goddard for his PM to me:



I'll be praying for this guy.

Finally I nominate Darth Xena for saying my avatar looks like a bad drawing

that's an AWESOME drawing.
that avatar is pretty metal..

RIP Chuck S.

 
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Same here dude. RIP Chuck.

 
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Latest offerings from spitball: http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...d.php?t=119290

 
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To do a parody of Weird Al

I screwball John Loftus....

Awwwww. Do I even need a reason?

 
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lol
A parody of a parody.
Nice.

 
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  September 30th 2008 , 09:59 PM
 
 
 
 
Okay I nominate your grandmother instead.

I also nominate John Goddard for his PM to me:



I'll be praying for this guy.

Finally I nominate Darth Xena for saying my avatar looks like a bad drawing

that's an AWESOME drawing.
isn't that what N.T Wright believes?

 
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I nominate Lost for this: http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...d.php?t=119305

 
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EDIT: John followed up with this
I feel uncomfortable with the implications of John's comment there (even though I don't believe him)...

 
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EDIT: John followed up with this
Which trinity thread is he on now?

BTW, I kind of like this as anti-screwball.
http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Mo...es/bigbang.jpg

 
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