May 2009 Screwballs

Ken Humprheys.

No one can beat that.

Pre-emptive nomination to yo lunch, all YouTube posters, "Turkel" monkeys, Barak Obama, and local Christian TV personalities.

Doubting John loves you, jp.

May Day! May Day!

Originally posted by MooseOnTheLoose
Doubting John loves you, jp.

How's that cocaine workin' for ya?

http://debunkingchristianity.blogspo...competent.html

DJ tries to see his own disease in everyone else:

While we can all ponder about this I've offered a good reason to think we at DC know what we're talking about right here. For those Bible thumpers out there who think we're ignorant and incompetent simply because they disagree with us, try listening to what your own Christian professors are saying about us. If we're ignorant and incompetent, then what do you say about them when they recommend and use my book in their college classes?

Here's what we say, DJ:

1) They have Dunning's Disorder too.

OR

2) You're lying about the nature of their recommendation (viz Geisler's).

And we can prove it, and have.

How's that grab you?

Oh, did you renew the state certificate for Brock's Cleaning Service yet?

just nominating Ty Rockwell for everything he has said in the last week defending WoF preachers while condemning anyone who speaks out against them as not acting Christian.

DJ posts a comment with the title "Most Incompetent People do Not Know That They are Incompetent."

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no comment

I really hope DJ gets his wish to debate WL Craig. I think DJ could use a high profile devastating defeat right about now.

http://www.tektoonics.com/etc/parody/apr09scr.html

April feature is up....since I finished at the seminary early today.

Originally posted by jpholding
http://www.tektoonics.com/etc/parody/apr09scr.html

April feature is up....since I finished at the seminary early today.

I think I recognised more of my submissions in that month's weiners than ever before.

The (it's going to take real work to top that record, I'm afraid) Curtmudgeon

Originally posted by Beren Erchamion
Pre-emptive nomination to yo lunch, all YouTube posters, "Turkel" monkeys, Barak Obama, and local Christian TV personalities.

Well that's no fun, there go half of the nominations already.

Originally posted by Sparko
just nominating Ty Rockwell for everything he has said in the last week defending WoF preachers while condemning anyone who speaks out against them as not acting Christian.

:irony:

He still hasn't shut up?

Originally posted by Andius
Well that's no fun, there go half of the nominations already.

Right. And the other half go to DJ and crew, for recommending stuff like this:

http://atheismblog.blogspot.com/2009...-on-jesus.html

Canard after canard after canard after canard after......

Originally posted by jpholding
Ken Humprheys.

No one can beat that.

I hope it's going to be uploaded this weekend.

This is a tad late, but I'm nominating it anyway...

My sister's English teacher, after my sister said she isn't learning anything the way the teacher teaches:

Why Not? You should. Everyone learns the same way.

I was just about ready to explode after hearing this...



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