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  November 2nd 2009 , 04:47 PM
 
 
 
 
Last emailer responds to the Baloney Filter letter:

When I e-mailed you about your critique of Harpur I gave you pure and simple constructive criticism of your views. You reply to me with a very childish and immature attitude that lacks any degree of scholastic aptitude. Did you get your mommy or daddy to write that critique for you? (How else do you explain such big words strung together in a very educated fashion to calling me an ignorant moron in your reply to me?)

That does not make any sense and only leaves me to think that you didn't write the critique it self. You are really an idiot if you think I would entertain you in any other debate that you and your cronies would have. I can well imagine what kind of comments you would say to anyone who proves you wrong.

I see that you like to criticize other people and their views but when someone finds mistakes and holes you make, you sling childish phrases at them. I am very happy you chose to reply to me that way as I originally began to question Mr. Harpurs take on Horus the Sun God. But after what you called me, I now question your integrity instead.

You think you can block me? You are every bit the ignorant moron you are accusing me of as you can never block me. I have many email addresses as I run the Internet service provider here so if you want to report me to me, please feel free to do so. www.pinaymootnag.com I in turn will direct your e-mail to the my personal junk filter pile.

Not that it will be possible as I am blocking you from ever being able to contact me anyway. Judging by the reply you sent me, you are obviously not worth the bother of any real effort or constructive solutions to anything worth while. In the future I will refrain from every paying any serious attention to anything with your name on it.

[deleted] it's so good to get the last word in there when I know it's making your teeth clench tightly together as foam oozes out of your mouth and tears roll down you face and you yell out, "Mommy, he's a bad man!" Hahahahahaha. Good luck buddy cause your gonna need it.
I guess the baby won't be showing up here.

 
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Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.
 
 
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  November 2nd 2009 , 04:51 PM
 
 
 
 
Book Screwie goes to James Crossley's Jesus in An Age of Terror, which cleans out an entire wardrobe of tinfoil haberdashery as Crossley argues that certain Context Group descriptions of honor-shame persons encourage racism, us vs them thinking, etc and contributes to the evils of the war against Iraq.

 
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  November 2nd 2009 , 04:59 PM
 
 
 
 
Last emailer responds to the Baloney Filter letter:
When I e-mailed you about your critique of Harpur I gave you pure and simple constructive criticism of your views. You reply to me with a very childish and immature attitude that lacks any degree of scholastic aptitude. Did you get your mommy or daddy to write that critique for you? (How else do you explain such big words strung together in a very educated fashion to calling me an ignorant moron in your reply to me?)

That does not make any sense and only leaves me to think that you didn't write the critique it self. You are really an idiot if you think I would entertain you in any other debate that you and your cronies would have. I can well imagine what kind of comments you would say to anyone who proves you wrong.

I see that you like to criticize other people and their views but when someone finds mistakes and holes you make, you sling childish phrases at them. I am very happy you chose to reply to me that way as I originally began to question Mr. Harpurs take on Horus the Sun God. But after what you called me, I now question your integrity instead.

You think you can block me? You are every bit the ignorant moron you are accusing me of as you can never block me. I have many email addresses as I run the Internet service provider here so if you want to report me to me, please feel free to do so. www.pinaymootnag.com I in turn will direct your e-mail to the my personal junk filter pile.

Not that it will be possible as I am blocking you from ever being able to contact me anyway. Judging by the reply you sent me, you are obviously not worth the bother of any real effort or constructive solutions to anything worth while. In the future I will refrain from every paying any serious attention to anything with your name on it.

[deleted] it's so good to get the last word in there when I know it's making your teeth clench tightly together as foam oozes out of your mouth and tears roll down you face and you yell out, "Mommy, he's a bad man!" Hahahahahaha. Good luck buddy cause your gonna need it.
I guess the baby won't be showing up here.


Lawl. As if anybody over the age of 5 cares about "the last word". What a retard!

 
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The Guardian is a particularly unpleasant, smug, lefty paper that I wouldn't use to line a hamster's cage in case it absorbed the newspaper's noxious influence by some kind of osmosis.
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We might have found something we agree upon - i mean, look at this twaddle in it.

 
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I read the Guardian, lolol. Then again I'm "left-wing" apparantly.
Pfft. Lefty.



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Book Screwie goes to James Crossley's Jesus in An Age of Terror, which cleans out an entire wardrobe of tinfoil haberdashery as Crossley argues that certain Context Group descriptions of honor-shame persons encourage racism, us vs them thinking, etc and contributes to the evils of the war against Iraq.
Look at this quote from him:

There are plenty of evangelicals doing excellent stuff and in certain cases you’d never guess they were evangelicals. Then some do the kind of history that can only be described as the equivalent of Intelligent Design. God directly intervened in history, made Christianity happen, bodily raised Jesus from the dead etc. etc. These are the kinds of explanations professional historians wouldn’t touch, just as professional scientists, at least so it seems to me, wouldn’t touch Intelligent Design.
http://www.biblioblogs.com/featured-blogs/2007-01/

IOW, even if God exists and there is good evidence that he intervened in history, "historians" must dismiss it out of hand. Things have become a lot easier from the time of Strauss, eh?

 
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Screwball for the producers of this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gnQz32c5EA

and to FormerFundy for thinking it actually presents a legitimate refutation of Christianity.

 
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Screwball to me for forgetting to update my TWeb profile.

I have been married for nearly two months now.
I'm sorry to hear that.























(I'm kidding. No, seriously, put the baseball bat down...)

 
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I'm sorry to hear that.
























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What baseball bat? I'm driving a bulldozer, better mind your head

 
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Anti-screwball to Curtmudgeon for making his last post a prayer request for another person, and for pretty much all of his posts.
Wait... wut? Awww man, blink and...

*sigh*

 
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Wait... wut? Awww man, blink and...

*sigh*
yeah Grim. Unfortunately Curt passed away a few days ago.

I'll certainly miss him. I hope to meet him in heaven some day.

 
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yeah Grim. Unfortunately Curt passed away a few days ago.

I'll certainly miss him. I hope to meet him in heaven some day.
Along with some other great men that were taken home in the spring... this is becoming a very depressing year.

Darn it Lord, why must you take the best and leave us here with table scraps.

Hurry home Curt, but save a drink for the rest of us.

 
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Along with some other great men that were taken home in the spring... this is becoming a very depressing year.
I probably didn't know the others that you speak of. Although I remember the site was shut down for a day.


Darn it Lord, why must you take the best and leave us here with table scraps.
Because the best are ready. The lord likes to call those faithful to him, so they can be with him and get their rewards.



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Ditto

 
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Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?

Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?

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I probably didn't know the others that you speak of. Although I remember the site was shut down for a day.
Probably not all. Some were only known around a few communities, but were nonetheless far greater men and women than many that are well known.

Because the best are ready. The lord likes to call those faithful to him, so they can be with him and get their rewards.
Yeah I know, but sometimes the heart needs to rage against what the mind coldly knows. Remember, even Jesus wept.

 
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