What is everybody's first name?

Please respond if you ever post a prayer request, because it gets awkward when I say something like "....and please, Lord, look after Hamster/Philosophickle/toodlesdoodles as he recovers". If someone could hear a voice recording of my prayers, they might think I was crazy.

And for the record, call me Jeff.

My first name's Bret

I think most people know I'm Nick around here.

Just like we know the Shadowmaster is awesome.

Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix
I think most people know I'm Nick around here.

Just like we know the Shadowmaster is awesome.

And now that I know Eru's name, I can stop saying "And Lord, please bless the horny doofus."

Actually, I prefer "Shadowmaster the Magnificent" but just plain Shadowmaster will suffice.

Originally posted by shadowmaster
Actually, I prefer "Shadowmaster the Magnificent" but just plain Shadowmaster will suffice.

I refer to you as "Loser" or just plain "Lou".

Originally posted by Eru Ilúvatar
I refer to you as "Loser" or just plain "Lou".

I refer to you as "that guy".
The Lord knows who I mean (and generally shakes his head in dismay).

Originally posted by shadowmaster
I refer to you as "that guy".
The Lord knows who I mean (and generally shakes his head in dismay).

He weeps when I mention you.

Originally posted by Eru Ilúvatar
He weeps when I mention you.

How nice of you Eru,
I didn't know you cared.
Did you use "the Magnificent" part of my name?

My name is Michelle. Bet you never saw that one coming.

Michelle.

Originally posted by shadowmaster
How nice of you Eru,
I didn't know you cared.
Did you use "the Magnificent" part of my name?

More of a prayer of justice instead of supplication. And yes, I called you "Lou the Magnificent Loser".

Originally posted by Michelle
My name is Michelle. Bet you never saw that one coming.

Va va va voom!

Originally posted by Eru Ilúvatar
More of a prayer of justice instead of supplication. And yes, I called you "Lou the Magnificent Loser".

Whoa!
Big word.
Bigger than you are.
Does your mom let you date now that you have reached puberty?

Originally posted by shadowmaster
Whoa!
]Big word.
Bigger than you are.
Does your mom let you date now that you have reached puberty?

WHOA! A three syllable word from

! Surely this must come from your typist's vocabulary and not your own. Your brain might short-circuit if you tried to pronounce it.

Have you graduated from diapers yet?



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