December 2009 Screwballs, PLUS Platinum Category Discussion

Yes, I know it's a few days until December, but I won't be online much (if at all) again until December 2, so I needed to start this now....but also, this was a good place and time to get feedback on 2009 Platinum categories as well as any instant winners.

Here's the categories:

At-Large

Christian E-Mail

Non-Christian Theist

At-Large E-Mail

John Loftus

At-Large Website

Skeptic Website

TWeb veteran

Christian website

Skeptic E-Mail

Famous Skeptic

Famous Christian

TWeb noob

Skeptic

Loftus' Useful Idiots

The only "instant winner" I'd like to suggest is under "Famous Christian". I think Kermit Zarley (aka Servetus the Evangelical) deserves that one hands down.

But if anyone wants to suggest other "instant winners" for any category, please do so. Feel free also to suggest in any category who should be on the voting bloc. I try to mark in the features who will be Platinum nominees, but I can accept more.

Tweb Noob instant winner: Yo Lunch.

Originally posted by Anon
Tweb Noob instant winner: Yo Lunch.

Oh, I forgot: He'll have his own category. He'd definitely win otherwise.

Considering his head size, is it any coincidence Loftus shows up after "at large"?

subscribing

http://www.christian-community.org/l...velheresy.html

Yankee Doodle.

That is all.

Originally posted by Stax
Yankee Doodle.

That is all.

I second that

not only for failing in Christian Theology, but also for being an imperialist scumbag.

The guy we just met who thinks that women aren't part of the church and insurance is of the devil and Jesus would never play sports should definitely be nominated in the Christian website category.

Originally posted by Teluog
The guy we just met who thinks that women aren't part of the church and insurance is of the devil and Jesus would never play sports should definitely be nominated in the Christian website category.

Well, if women shouldn't utter anything at all in church, what place do they really have there?

Originally posted by Mr Minder
Well, if women shouldn't utter anything at all in church, what place do they really have there?

ornamentation

wow, there's a deaconness mentioned in the book of Romans (Phoebe, 16:1), what an unbiblical position!

In the DJ category: that time when he mocked the handicapped guy

Originally posted by Teluog
In the DJ category: that time when he mocked the handicapped guy

I second that.



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