May 2007 Screwballs of the Month

I'm starting this now because I'll be away until May 4 after today. Please place nominations in the April thread until May 1.

And will mods please change that to May 2007.

Originally posted by jpholding
May 2005 Screwballs of the Month

Originally posted by jpholding
And will mods please change that to May 2007.

Can we nominate you for that?

Bambiraptor for thinking chimps are human.

Originally posted by Bambiraptor
Congrats. All chimps should be considered rather human than, for despite being fluffy cannibals, they share a good portion our DNA (although a bit more evolved in terms of differences).

Originally posted by jpholding
And will mods please change that to May 2007.

Done!

Just what we need after the Rick Warren vs. Sam Harris debate, another "Timmy vs. Jimmy" sparring of the minds.

http://www.christiannewswire.com/news/385522925.html

After ABC ran a story in January about hundreds of atheists videotaping themselves blaspheming the Holy Spirit, best-selling author Ray Comfort contacted the network and offered to prove God's existence, absolutely, scientifically, without mentioning the Bible or faith. He and Kirk Cameron (co-hosts of an award-winning Christian TV program) challenged the two originators of the "Blasphemy Challenge" to a debate on the existence of God. According to Comfort, he and Cameron (an ex-atheist) are qualified to debate on the subject. Comfort had not only written a book titled "God Doesn't Believe in Atheists", but had spoken at Yale on the subject of atheism, and been flown by American Atheists, Inc., to their 2001 annual convention to be a platform speaker.

ABC loved the idea, and will host a debate in New York City on May 5, 2007. Moderated by Martin Bashir, the debate will be streamed LIVE on their website and will also be filmed for "Nightline."

Yes, you got that right folks. Ray Comfort is going to whip out his banana on national tv.

SOmething tells me that won't be like the Craig vs. Zindler or Bahnsen vs. Stein debate.

Originally posted by Cynic Sage
Just what we need after the Rick Warren vs. Sam Harris debate, another "Timmy vs. Jimmy" sparring of the minds.

http://www.christiannewswire.com/news/385522925.html

After ABC ran a story in January about hundreds of atheists videotaping themselves blaspheming the Holy Spirit, best-selling author Ray Comfort contacted the network and offered to prove God's existence, absolutely, scientifically, without mentioning the Bible or faith. He and Kirk Cameron (co-hosts of an award-winning Christian TV program) challenged the two originators of the "Blasphemy Challenge" to a debate on the existence of God. According to Comfort, he and Cameron (an ex-atheist) are qualified to debate on the subject. Comfort had not only written a book titled "God Doesn't Believe in Atheists", but had spoken at Yale on the subject of atheism, and been flown by American Atheists, Inc., to their 2001 annual convention to be a platform speaker.

ABC loved the idea, and will host a debate in New York City on May 5, 2007. Moderated by Martin Bashir, the debate will be streamed LIVE on their website and will also be filmed for "Nightline."

Yes, you got that right folks. Ray Comfort is going to whip out his banana on national tv.

Hee, hee. I get it. "Banana" ! How delightfully naughty.

But seriously: pearls to Minnesota for breaking this story back on Thursday. Once was enough (wasn't it ?)

I'd like to see Holding get in on the debate. :)

http://www.antichurch.org.uk/

I hope it's a parody of some sort...

EDIT: Upon further reading, I don't think it's a parody, I think it's the work of a madman, and I haven't had the chance to study one of these in quite some time. This was funny though:

http://www.antichurch.org.uk/Heretics-Gallery/index.htm

Especially that blonde chick that has "Arminian" on her when you put your mouse on her picture.

Originally posted by Darth Executor
http://www.antichurch.org.uk/

I hope it's a parody of some sort...

EDIT: Upon further reading, I don't think it's a parody, I think it's the work of a madman, and I haven't had the chance to study one of these in quite some time. This was funny though:

http://www.antichurch.org.uk/Heretics-Gallery/index.htm

Especially that blonde chick that has "Arminian" on her when you put your mouse on her picture.

I especially like how their little letter has five signatures on it.

...It's not May yet...

JP should've thought of that when he opened this thread.

He did....

Originally posted by jpholding
Please place nominations in the April thread until May 1.

......

I rarely read posts before I answer. JP should've thought of that too.



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