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yxboom
February 21st 2003, 08:20 PM
Schoolkids to Be Asked to Consider Oral Sex
By Matthew Jones (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20030221/od_nm/health_sex_dc)
"By following this course, I feel that teachers are implicitly supporting underage sexual activity," said Lynda Brine. :hrm:

$cirisme
February 21st 2003, 08:33 PM
:eek:

Xmansmommy
February 21st 2003, 08:47 PM
WOW! :rant:

Xmansmommy
February 21st 2003, 08:52 PM
It really amazes me what teens will do today. The other day a teen boy and girl got caught having sex under a chemistry table while in class, with a classroom full of students and a teacher present. :eek:

$cirisme
February 21st 2003, 09:03 PM
02-21-2003 @ 05:52 PM
Xmansmommy:

It really amazes me what teens will do today. The other day a teen boy and girl got caught having sex under a chemistry table while in class, with a classroom full of students and a teacher present. :eek:

I was going to say something stupid, but I think I will let Yx say it.

:rofl: :hrm:

yxboom
February 21st 2003, 09:16 PM
What, like did anyone sell the rights to the video?

graceinme
February 21st 2003, 09:47 PM
:eek:

Em7add11
February 21st 2003, 10:53 PM
02-21-2003 @ 06:52 PM
Xmansmommy:

It really amazes me what teens will do today. The other day a teen boy and girl got caught having sex under a chemistry table while in class, with a classroom full of students and a teacher present. :eek:
I think they may be studying the wrong chemistry.

*groan*

yxboom
February 21st 2003, 11:09 PM
....way down in Kokomo!

DantheRM
February 22nd 2003, 01:20 AM
ummm.... what you guys are saying ain't funny McGee! (that's what my prof. would say)

GrayPilgrim
February 22nd 2003, 11:08 AM
:argh: :argh:

Salus
February 22nd 2003, 01:04 PM
Stupid...stupid...stupid!!!


:argh:

:rant:

:no:

:frown:

:cry:

Sozo
February 22nd 2003, 01:09 PM
In a related story...

Because of the high rate of heroin overdoses, the goverment has asked for and supplied all teens with cocaine.

Salus
February 22nd 2003, 03:52 PM
LOL (in a sad way) @ Sozo

Pilgrim
February 22nd 2003, 04:50 PM
I'd like to be able to say that I was completely innocent as a teen...thank God for grace.

Sozo
February 22nd 2003, 04:52 PM
02-22-2003 @ 02:50 PM
Pilgrim:

I'd like to be able to say that I was completely innocent as a teen...thank God for grace.

Who was?

Pilgrim
February 22nd 2003, 04:54 PM
I guess what I'm really thinking is that it really isn't all that surprising.

Xmansmommy
February 22nd 2003, 08:48 PM
Pilgrim,
I got saved when I was 33 years old and I've not lived an innocent life. So amen to thanking God for His grace!

brother vinny
April 13th 2006, 11:05 PM
:bump:

Carpedm9587
April 13th 2006, 11:25 PM
:bump:

What is this - old thread night?

bandecoot
April 13th 2006, 11:25 PM
I'd like to be able to say that I was completely innocent as a teen...thank God for grace.


You would like to, but as we all know that would be a lie. Come on most of us still recall the horror of puberty.

Carpedm9587
April 13th 2006, 11:27 PM
You would like to, but as we all know that would be a lie. Come on most of us still recall the horror of puberty.

Bande - you're replying to a post that is over two years old...

Pilgrim's an atheist now :wink:

bandecoot
April 13th 2006, 11:37 PM
Bande - you're replying to a post that is over two years old...

Pilgrim's an atheist now :wink:


Oh the Mods are bored? ... It happens.

DesertBerean
April 14th 2006, 12:00 AM
I didn't know Brother Vinny was an undercover mod. :wink:

Pilgrim
April 14th 2006, 08:25 AM
You would like to, but as we all know that would be a lie. Come on most of us still recall the horror of puberty.
Yeah, the fact that it would be a lie was sort of the point. thanks for stealing my thunder though.

Patroclus
April 14th 2006, 11:42 AM
It really amazes me what teens will do today. The other day a teen boy and girl got caught having sex under a chemistry table while in class, with a classroom full of students and a teacher present. :eek:

It has taken three years, and still Yxboom has not made the most of this double entendre. Therefore:

"Sheesh! Where do they get tables big enough to fit everybody underneath?"

:pat:

Jade
April 14th 2006, 12:18 PM
It has taken three years, and still Yxboom has not made the most of this double entendre.

Yxboom has become a recluse. :sad:

EvoUK
April 14th 2006, 12:26 PM
You would like to, but as we all know that would be a lie. Come on most of us still recall the horror of puberty.

Yeah- you just start to notice that cute girl who sits in front of you, and want to make a good impression so you can get to bumping uglies, but all of a sudden you wake up and *slodge* you look the worst you'll ever look in your life!