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EphremHagos
August 31st 2009, 10:48 AM
(“Many are invited but few are chosen.” Matt. 22:14)

There exists A Letter from God, in the form of a self-portrait by Christ inscribed not in words but on Spirit-bearing works leading to His death on the cross and ready to be reconstructed for permanent impression on anyone’s life!

The preliminary strokes in the portrait include fixing the day and hour of his death, self-identification for arrest, self-surrender, self-incrimination for death-sentencing and waiver of right of appeal.

Two final touches show his synchronized or harmonized death and resurrection (in the sense of self-revelation for firsthand and personal vision) on the cross, all according to the Scriptures, showing once and for all his sovereign authority over death and life!

(Sources can be produced as and when demanded.)

shadowmaster
August 31st 2009, 10:51 AM
demand

Eeset-Shadowgrl
August 31st 2009, 03:34 PM
demand
Jesus, taking advantage of the current technology, sent out email yesterday to all the saved. Would you like to know what the email said?

shadowmaster
August 31st 2009, 03:38 PM
tell us!

tell us!

:yipee::yipee::yipee:

EphremHagos
September 1st 2009, 02:50 AM
demand

With seven brush strokes, the Self-portrait of Christ shows the world who is the one we must fear, i.e., the one who has the authority to kill and also to throw into hell (Luke 12:5).

Brush Stroke No. 1Fixing the Time of His Death
a) The Day
Matt. 26: 1-5
Evidence to the contrary, if any, is welcome!

b) The Hour
(See Brush Stroke No. 6 below under final touches)

Remaining brush strokes will follow step by step.

EphremHagos
September 1st 2009, 02:52 AM
demand

With seven brush strokes, the Self-portrait of Christ shows the world who is the one we must fear, i.e., the one who has the authority to kill and also to throw into hell (Luke 12:5).

Brush Stroke No. 1
Fixing the Time of His Death
a) The Day
Matt. 26: 1-5
Evidence to the contrary, if any, is welcome!

b) The Hour
(See Brush Stroke No. 6 below under final touches)

Remaining brush strokes will follow step by step.

EphremHagos
September 1st 2009, 02:57 AM
Jesus, taking advantage of the current technology, sent out email yesterday to all the saved. Would you like to know what the email said?

I can guess. It probably said, "Cynics you shall always have with you" or something to that effect.

Tanakh Keeper
September 11th 2009, 01:24 PM
Jesus, taking advantage of the current technology, sent out email yesterday to all the saved. Would you like to know what the email said?

Oy, this is an old joke.

If you don't know what the email said, then you didn't receive the email and you're not included as a saved person.