Aha! I'm first in the new forum!

[Amazing Rando]

:banana:


Oh... now for the on-topic bit.

So... how bout 'dem Wiccans?

[technomage]

:thwap: :b_rotten:

So...how 'bout 'em now, smart lad? :smug:

Justin

[Amazing Rando]

Justin- next post is number 1000 for you! Go post a celebration thread in the Rec Room!

[Sparko]

I have a wicker clothes hamper. Does that count?

[Krusader]

:thwap: :b_rotten:

So...how 'bout 'em now, smart lad? :smug:

Justin

So, Justin, as a Wiccan could you clarify what gods you actually worship. Also, do you believe at all in the Trinitarian Christian God?

[revivalfire]

Took you guys long enough for this forum...hehehe..jk... Anyway...hi! Thought I'd just let you know Justin that I look forward to hearing you debate in here, since you have done so well elsewhere..you should do even better on your home turf..so to speak...(looks around)...maybe I should be a little scared!!:eek:

[technomage]

Justin- next post is number 1000 for you! Go post a celebration thread in the Rec Room!
Ooh! Thanks for the reminder! :woohoo:

I have a wicker clothes hamper. Does that count?
Oh, I'm sorry, it doesn't. But don't worry, we're coming to the Double Jeopardy round, where the scores can really change!

So, Justin, as a Wiccan could you clarify what gods you actually worship. Also, do you believe at all in the Trinitarian Christian God?
I'll get there, dear. Right after I post the FIRST OFFICIAL WICCA | NEOPAGAN FORUM CAN OF SPAM!

:spam:

[Sparko]

I really like wicker furniture. I am glad we have a forum to discuss it in.

[technomage]

Took you guys long enough for this forum...hehehe..jk... Anyway...hi! Thought I'd just let you know Justin that I look forward to hearing you debate in here, since you have done so well elsewhere..you should do even better on your home turf..so to speak...(looks around)...maybe I should be a little scared!!:eek:
Nah, this isn't my home turf. This is just where I prowl around, looking for s'mores to devour.

S'mores! M-M-M-M!

[technomage]

I really like wicker furniture. I am glad we have a forum to discuss it in.
Ooh! Can we burn the wicker furniture to make more s'mores? :yummy:

[Sparko]

Ooh! Can we burn the wicker furniture to make more s'mores? :yummy:
Whut I duzzent unerstand is why for do you worship wicker furniture? Is it cuz of the pretty weave patterns? :smile:

[technomage]

John! Not "worship." DUST!

Hmmm. Well, considering how often you have to dust wicker furniture, there may be a connection there....

[D. Medvedev Fan]

Ooh! Can we burn the wicker furniture to make more s'mores? :yummy:
I like to play with fire. Recently, we had candles that dripped so much wax. One of them even looked like it had a beard. I like to take wax that falls and drop it at the center of the candel. If the peice of wax that fell is big enough, I like to wave it by the flame to make it burn.

:candle:

:chicken:

[Sparko]

I like to play with fire. Recently, we had candles that dripped so much wax. One of them even looked like it had a beard. I like to take wax that falls and drop it at the center of the candel. If the peice of wax that fell is big enough, I like to wave it by the flame to make it burn.

:candle:

:chicken:
What a pyro! Stay away from my wicker furniture, you pyro!

[Teallaura]

I thought wicking was when something absorbant pulled water into somewhere it wasn't s'posed to go? :huh: That's how they told me all that water got under the baseboards and into the house :doh: - anybody got a bucket? :sigh:

[Durthorin]

Greetings and Merry meet.

[technomage]

Greetings and Merry meet.
Durthorin, they're wanting to weave me into a chair! HELP!

[Durthorin]

Durthorin, they're wanting to weave me into a chair! HELP!
In the game.. :sigh:.. Personally, I'd have asked to be woven into a bed.. but thats the lazy sot in me.

Brighid Bless, Dur

[Sparko]

I gots a level 14 druid nightelf character in World of Warcraft. He knows lots of spells and stuff. And he can sit in wicker furniture. cool, huh?

Happy Meat to you too Durthorin!

[D. Medvedev Fan]

Hi, Nice to meet you Durthorin. :hi: I think I've seen some of your posts around when I was looking up threads on things.

Happy Meat to you too Durthorin!I wonder if that was a typo. :yummy:

By the way Justin, how am I doing on the antispam points thing?

[D. Medvedev Fan]

What a pyro! Stay away from my wicker furniture, you pyro!:stunned::twitch::uneasy::sad::bawl::idea::sad:Justin, JohnSparks won't let me near wicker furniture even though it's not like I ever start fires myself. :sad::bawl:Mean old guy.:bawl:

[technomage]

:stunned::twitch::uneasy::sad::bawl::idea::sad:Justin, JohnSparks won't let me near wicker furniture even though it's not like I ever start fires myself. :sad::bawl:Mean old guy.:bawl:
"...it's not like I ever start fires myself." Oh, so that explains the pink rabbit behind you with the top hat and matches? :noid:

I dunno, John ... maybe Joan's trying to get revenge for her namesake! :eek:

[Sparko]

I cast a level 2 arcane wicker spell on you.

[technomage]

I have my Magic Amulet of Spell Resistance. It's a neat item, but it has the side effect of inducing frequent naps.

OMG! I don't have it. Goodygoody must be borrowing it again!

[Sparko]

Take 12 points of wicker damage. Your wicker chair collapses in a heap of straw.

:strawman:

[D. Medvedev Fan]

"...it's not like I ever start fires myself." Oh, so that explains the pink rabbit behind you with the top hat and matches? :noid:

I dunno, John ... maybe Joan's trying to get revenge for her namesake! :eek:
There are no rabbits, I repeat, there are no rabbits. Oh, and those are actually toothpicks bing used to clean crud out of the crevices of strange and shiny contraptions.

If you read the thread on Christians using violence, you would see that I don't believe in revenge. John is prejudice against me because I can enjoy fires. :bawl: That is so not fair.

[Sparko]

Are you calling me a fire bigot?

[D. Medvedev Fan]

Are you calling me a fire bigot?
Umm, maybe. :innocent:

[Sparko]

Umm, maybe. :innocent:
I'll have you know, some of my best friends are fires.

[D. Medvedev Fan]

I'll have you know, some of my best friends are fires.
And I'm the pyro? Maybe you should stay away from your own wicker furniture.

[Teallaura]

Um, out of curiosity (Yeah, I know all about that cat - already had a helping of crow today - so I never learn....), other than the various wicker jokes (wicker is at a -5 against fire - -10 if you try using magic resistance - wicker is a contrary thing, isn't it?) are there any like actual rules to posting in here? I mean, no Christians or vegetarians allowed - that sort of thing? Wouldn't want to offend....

[technomage]

Hi, Tea,

I'm not a moderator--I don't even play one on TV--but I'm guessing that the rules are similar to any other portion of the Comparative Religions sub-forum. Maintain posting etiquette, and keep John and Joan away from the wicker furniture (just for safety's sake, you understand).

I'm guessing this is going to be the "goof-off" thread until it dies, but the other threads are for the same mix of serious discussion and debate as other areas of TWeb.

Oh, and did I mention that you need to keep Joan and John away from the wicker furniture? Yeah, you can sit them in those metal chairs right over there ... they're fireproof.

Justin

[dizzle]

This is apparently the Wicca fora spam thread

[Sparko]

For Joan:

:strawburn: :strawburn: :strawburn:

Have fun!

[{Tim}]

Hi Joan!

:trogr:
:trogr:
:trogr:
:trogr:

Enough fire?

[Timothy Leary]

Maybe I should go back to playing Neverwinter Nights...

[Sparko]

nah. get World of Warcraft. It rocks.

[D. Medvedev Fan]

This is apparently the Wicca fora spam threadCan we still keep it here, please? Oh, and it's all Amazing Rando's fault.

[Teallaura]

Thanks Justin! Just wanted to be sure....


This is apparently the Wicca fora spam threadI thought it was the 'wicker' spam thread. Drat, I was hoping someone could help me find some more nice baskets.....

I'm with Joan - let's keep it and blame Rando! :teeth:

[Timothy Leary]

nah. get World of Warcraft. It rocks.

I don't think my laptop's video card could handle it. Plus, I can't afford the monthly fee right now :(

[Eyeheart Pumpkin]

I really like wicker furniture. I am glad we have a forum to discuss it in.
Can we discuss Iron Maiden's "Wicker Man" in this forum?

[Heathen Dawn]

Hello all. Thank you for opening a new forum just for us. :lol:

[dizzle]

HD, I have not seen in a long time since we chatted by PM some time ago.

[Heathen Dawn]

HD, I have not seen in a long time since we chatted by PM some time ago.

I’ve not been a long time on any online discussion board. That’s how things are when you’re filled with real life. But I got the e-mail telling about the opening of the new forum, so I couldn’t resist paying a visit back.

[dizzle]

well I am always glad to hear when someone reads the mailer! It takes me quite a long time to write them

[Aletheia]

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